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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — A police officer investigating an apparent break-in at a Kalamazoo business instead nabbed a dead 10-pound turkey, police said.
Officer Paula Hensell was conducting checks on local businesses Sunday morning when she noticed that a business's front window had been shattered, the Police Department said in a statement.
Hensell entered the store assuming a burglar was still inside, but instead found a wild turkey lying dead on a table.
Police said the turkey apparently died after flying through the window.
 
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rexvol said:
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — A police officer investigating an apparent break-in at a Kalamazoo business instead nabbed a dead 10-pound turkey, police said.
Officer Paula Hensell was conducting checks on local businesses Sunday morning when she noticed that a business's front window had been shattered, the Police Department said in a statement.
Hensell entered the store assuming a burglar was still inside, but instead found a wild turkey lying dead on a table.
Police said the turkey apparently died after flying through the window.
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Sounds like a juvenile male , a jake , he probably saw his reflection in the window and decided the fight was on . Sometimes turkeys are really stupid .
 
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BARACK OBAMA:
The turkey crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The turkey wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that turkey crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the turkeys on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little turkey to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every turkey in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the turkey crossed the road. We just want to know if the turkey is on our side of the road, or not. The turkey is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the turkey crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER-CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a turkey, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the turkey cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the turkey's intentions. I am not for it now, and l will remain against it.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS:
Did the turkey cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the turkey crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the turkey was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that turkey is gay. And if you eat that turkey, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all turkeys until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That turkey should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

AL GORE:
I invented the turkey!

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT turkey. What is your definition of turkey?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
 
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rbroyles said:
BARACK OBAMA:
The turkey crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The turkey wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that turkey crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the turkeys on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little turkey to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every turkey in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the turkey crossed the road. We just want to know if the turkey is on our side of the road, or not. The turkey is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the turkey crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER-CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a turkey, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the turkey cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the turkey's intentions. I am not for it now, and l will remain against it.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS:
Did the turkey cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the turkey crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the turkey was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that turkey is gay. And if you eat that turkey, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all turkeys until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That turkey should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

AL GORE:
I invented the turkey!

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT turkey. What is your definition of turkey?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
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Slow Day RB

J/J

That's hilarious man .:clap:

I'm with Chain nee on this one
 
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