For some reason I could see Orgeron doing this

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Raised in the Cajun back country, Hester is an adrenaline junkie who enjoys hunting wild hogs and alligators. In particular he likes to kill animals when they have a chance to kill him as well. Now, our conversation shifts from training for the NFL Combine to hunting. "Do you kill the hogs with guns?"

Kurt Hester looks at me sideways, shakes his head vigorously, as if I've just offered him a peppermint martini. "Naw, I don't kill hogs with guns. That ain't hunting. Guys go out in the woods and sit around all day and then shoot something from 400 yards away. S**t. We use dogs to corner the hogs, and then wait until the right moment and run up beside the hog and stab it in the throat with a knife. You've got to watch the tusks or they'll kill you. I like it because it's dangerous."

Similarly, Hester goes alligator hunting in the swamps with a knife, a small boat, and some rope. "I see an alligator and I just jump out of the boat on top of him and hold him down. Wrap that son of a b***h up. Because, you see, alligators can't really get you once you've clamped down their jaws. Well, they can get you with their tails, but that's why you lay on top of them."

Occasionally, to get a high school team fired up when they're training in his Louisiana gym, Hester releases wild alligators he's caught in the swamps in the weight room. He's put camouflage tape around the alligator's mouth, but the kids don't know this and go wild thinking the thrashing gator is about to attack them. After he's gotten them fired up, Hester sprints across the weight room, pulls out a knife, and stabs the gator in the head with a large hunting knife. He did this before a Louisiana high school football game recently, his team was playing a team nicknamed the Gators, and the team he trains won by four touchdowns. When I tell Eastern Michigan defensive end Jason Jones this story in the locker room a few minutes later, Jones nods, "That's a good idea," he says.

This is a quote from a 10 part story called Rough Draft by Clay Travis talking about preparing with future NFL atheletes for the combine with private trainers. The facility is run by Will Bartholomew. Anyway, Kurt Hester was the personal trainer for Travis and the group of athletes he was working with.

After reading that tidbit, I am wondering if Orgeron has something planned for the Florida game. :lolabove:

It made me chuckle, so I thought I'd share.
 
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YEA BABY, Grab them gators and give em a enma of agent orange
 
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Holy ****. I think I would take a dump on myself if I saw an alligator running at me in the weight room
 
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Football game or not how is that humane or legal?
Eh, no worse than tracking an animal through the woods and shooting it or sitting in a boat waiting to rip a hook through a fishes' mouth.
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Eh, no worse than tracking an animal through the woods and shooting it or sitting in a boat waiting to rip a hook through a fishes' mouth.
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I've got no problem with hunting it just strikes me as an extreme thing to do for a football game jmo.
 
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Anyone who thinks he is hated by God. Is obviously delusional. :no:


Thus, this thread should be ignored.
 
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Anyone who thinks he is hated by God. Is obviously delusional. :no:


Thus, this thread should be ignored.

I didn't make the avatar. Some other dude did. I just wear it because its humourous to me.
But personal attacks and religious discussion are both off topic so can we not go there?
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You are absolutely right. Fictional characters can't hate people.

This post made me rofl.

:good!:

Anyway, back on topic: I know Orgeron is a cajun, but I don't think he actually hunts - I think he spends too much time recruiting.

Maybe we should use the UT connection at this facility to try to get Hester to come bring a gator over. I'm sure even if the rest of the staff can't communicate with him, Orgeron could. Listening to those two jaw back and forth at each other in Cajun would be crazy.

Alas, a pipedream; I seriously doubt we would actually do this. I would be stoked if we did.
 
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This is a quote from a 10 part story called Rough Draft by Clay Travis talking about preparing with future NFL atheletes for the combine with private trainers. The facility is run by Will Bartholomew. Anyway, Kurt Hester was the personal trainer for Travis and the group of athletes he was working with.

After reading that tidbit, I am wondering if Orgeron has something planned for the Florida game. :lolabove:

It made me chuckle, so I thought I'd share.

Anyone who has told a story about running up to a wild hog cornered by baying dogs and slit the hogs throat with a knife is lying. A lot.
 
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Anyone who has told a story about running up to a wild hog cornered by baying dogs and slit the hogs throat with a knife is lying. A lot.

Yep. You move around behind the hog while the dogs have him busy and in one swift move, grab a hind leg, lift it up high enough so that he cain't turn and git ya, and plug him a couple .45 rounds, preferably without hitting any of your ridgebacks in the process. The first one to grab a hind leg and plug him gets the meat...

:shades:
 
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Yep. You move around behind the hog while the dogs have him busy and in one swift move, grab a hind leg, lift it up high enough so that he cain't turn and git ya, and plug him a couple .45 rounds, preferably without hitting any of your ridgebacks in the process. The first one to grab a hind leg and plug him gets the meat...

:shades:

I think the idea was to do it without using a gun.

/shrug
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