At first I was kind've derisive about hat's "they keep score for a reason" argument, since it's such a hard-headed refusal to recognize that the obvious point of the thread was that "we only won on the scoreboard".
The next split-second I was jealous. I believe in principle in the old "when life gives you lemons" sort of magic. But freaking hat is such an advanced Vol fan, he's ascended to "when life gives you a warm glass of piss, just believe hard enough, and it really is icy cold lemonade".
I hereby vote we all donate a personal sample to a tanker truck and have hat deliver it and a bunch of dixie cups personally to the Vols' training facility. If they just give him 5 minutes to serve and talk to the team, next Saturday night the whole town of Athens will be shivering under their covers talking about voodoo....