Favorite Movie Quotes

[Through_The_T]

List some of your favorites. A couple of mine:

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
-Uncle Lewis (Christmas Vacation)

"It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!" — Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)

Saul: "No, I see. The monkey's out of the bottle now!"
Dale Denton: "What? That's not even... a figure of speech."
Saul: "Pandora can't go back into the box - he only comes out."
-Saul Silver & Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Ricky Bobby: "Well let me just quote to you the late great Colonel Sanders, he said 'I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken'"

Jean Girard: "What's that got to do with this?"

Cal Naughton Jr.: "I got a message for all of 'em....... SHAKE.... and BAKE!!!"

 

[hndog609]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." AN

"Everybody knows you never go full retard." Tropic Thunder

"You can't fight in here! It's the War Room!" Dr. Strangelove

"Say hello to my little friend!" Scarface

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws

Off the top of my head. Crap, there's gotta be a million.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Do not seek the treasure

 

[volinbham]

"somebody's gotta go back and a get a sh!tload of dimes"

 

[Stoked]

Sorry not a movie but I have too because it's my favorite quote...

"I am not in danger, Skylar, I AM THE DANGER! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!" -BB

 

[Jestes311]

"A HUNDRED BUCKS YOU SLICE IT INTO THE WOODS!"

"OK YOU CAN OWE ME!" - Al Czervik

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Pretty much every line from Tombstone!

 

[CubsFanTN]

"Ain't no trees in Botswana, uh uh, I know. I am a Botswanian lumberjack, and I ain't never had a job."

Ernest Scared Stupid

 

[aredfox28]

We've got no food, we've got no job, our pets heads are falling off!!! Dumb and dumber

 

[aredfox28]

Pretty much every line from Tombstone!

Im your huckleberry! !! Love that part..

 

[amazingGRACE]

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

 

[McDad]

No time to post quotes right now but Full Metal Jacket is a quote factory.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

"That's not a knife, that's a knife" Crocodile Dundee

"when i turn my hat, it's like a switch" Lincoln Hawk

"Those were $500 sunglasses ***hole" Johnny Cage

 

[volmanjr]

"I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew!"

"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie"

"There is no try, only do"

 

[volmanjr]

"Well ain't this place just a geological oddity...2 weeks from everywhere."

" I don't want FOP , :censored: I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

 

[CubsFanTN]

"You mark that frame an eight and you're entering a world of pain...has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one here who [cares] about the rules? Mark it ZERO!"

Walter Sobchack

 

[Daloth]

Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[volinbham]

Doctor: This was a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half. I was not able to reattach the top half of his body to the bottom half of his body.

Dad: Speak English Doc; we ain't scientists!

 

[UofLFan]

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy." Dumb and Dumber.

 

[itsme]

Wyatt Earp: "Your friends may get me in a rush but not before I make your head into a canoe"
I think it was Billy Clanton: "He's bluffing"
Ike Clanton: "He ain't bluffing"

I love that scene.

 

[vols 30]

Anything Fulmer said in The Blind Side.

 

[dhendri]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[tumscalcium]

In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

-Tyler Durden

 

[FLVOL_79]

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Many quote worthy moments in these scenes
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