Favorite Mizzou insults

[FortSanders]

What are the best Mizzou insults? The website muckfizzou.com offers up a lot of good insults.
Muck Fizzou | Jokes

 

[VolGirl1126]

 

[Chilmonty]

Thought this one was funny:

Q: What is the difference between a Mizzou graduate and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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[Bms4880]

Gatlinburg: Coca-Cola Classic
Branson: Diet Caffeine-free Big K

 

[Rocky Top Raby]

The best part of driving through Missouri is Kansas.

May not be best but I assure you it's accurate.

 

[give_him 6]

The best part of driving through Missouri is Kansas.

May not be best but I assure you it's accurate.

I beg to differ.

 

[Vol737]

High Rise Condos for sale. Mizzou students used to call them dorms. They’ll never be part of the SEC as far as I’m concerned.