Epitaphs

[Stoked]

Man, I'm a poet and didn't even know it.

 

[Smokeyman]

Are we doing limericks or epitaphs? Or both?

 

[IndianapolisVol]

Here lies Jalen Hurd
Who's mom was a curse word
Who's remarks about Alvin Kamara were absurd
Who couldn't handle the SEC so he TRANSFERRED...

If I saw him I'd give him the bird
Dude's a big time turd
He wasn't even our best RB, he was our third

 

[avolation]

Here lies Jalen Hurd,
The tallest running back ever man!
His head took a knock, he coughed up the rock,
and he never wore orange again.

 

[OrangeSquid]

Here lies Janzen Jackson,
had tons of potential to really be great.
After many brain farts and bad choices,
he's now an Inmate.


Here lies Tyler Bray,
with his tat; Bray and Stars.
Pretty good at slinging a football,
and beer bottles at cars.

 

[Hairy Vols]

I've learned today nobody here at Volnation would have any kind of success at any form of poetry lol.


Also try saying his next time you're drunk.

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

 

[apevol]

I've learned today nobody here at Volnation would have any kind of success at any form of poetry lol.


Also try saying his next time you're drunk.

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

There is absolutely no sense in wasting a good binge on this nonsense.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

I've learned today nobody here at Volnation would have any kind of success at any form of poetry lol.


Also try saying his next time you're drunk.

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

My head just exploded

 

[NorthDallas40]

Roses are red
Violets are not
That's all I got

 

[wmcovol]

How bout I'd I change the last sentence to

"And she never stopped".

Think that's better.

 

[TnWalker]

My headstone's a bust
In this beautiful garden
Just like in real life
Here lies Brian Darden

 

[TnWalker]

Buried together
A con and a clown
Brian Butler on top
Still riding Bryce Brown

 

[OrangeDog]

Inky Johnson = VFL

now THAT is poetry if I do say so myself.

 

[NEVolFan]

Here lies Dooley.
He was a real fooley.
He tried his hand at ball
And took a mighty fall
When no o-line he would sign for the schooley.

The end of his career should have been a lock.
But Jerry hired him to carry Dez's jock.

 

[OrangeDog]

Epitaph will include Super Bowl Shuffle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSovZptgAvM

Don't know how to embed... or even how to spell it.

 

[Grudenator]

This could possibly be the dumbest thread of the year lol. Did D4H try to bribe the OP to take some heat off of him lol.

 

[SteelerVol]

Here lies Lane all broken hearted

Tried to coach but only sharted

 

[VolsnRavens]

We dread the off season
dumb threads are the reason
I keep looking ahead
to the start of the season
Go Vols!!!

 

[VolNExile]

Are we doing limericks or epitaphs? Or both?

Quite a few sound like Burma Shave signs. :question:

 

[CountVolcula]

Johnny Majors

"Whiskey on his breath until his death"

 

[Witch_Doctor]

Witch Doctor say us Vols got some scary cemeteries in our head .


BNL

 

[TNinSC]

First name, Bryce.
It would've been so nice,
If you wouldn't have left town.
Farewell Mr. Brown.

This forum was full of hate,
When you left for K-State.

You were a hell of a commit.
But when you took the field,
My friend, you weren't s**t.