Epitaphs

[BACKDOC]

for former players.........hey it's the offseason. Fuad Reviez, "Well he aint a kickin anymore."

 

[fade route]

OP, please don't start a thread with just the word "epitaph", I thought one of our players had died.

 

[apevol]

the walls on which the prophets wrote

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Not working like heck

 

[Jax_Vol]

Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

Here lays Lane
To most, he was a pain
At most jobs, all he did was fail
And now, he's on his way to hell

 

[volfan102455]

So Butch and Lane played football at UT. I didn't realize that.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

So Butch and Lane played football at UT. I didn't realize that.

Is this better..

Here lays Archie's son
Most Vol fans thought he was number one
He even got to play golf with the Trumps
And UT loved that he owned the Gumps

 

[kentucky sucks]

Here lies Dooley.
He was a real fooley.
He tried his hand at ball
And took a mighty fall
When no o-line he would sign for the schooley.

 

[feathersax]

Why did the OP start this thread?
Must be the off-season;
Things like this are better off dead...
Could a troll be the reason? :crazy:

 

[Hairy Vols]

Butch, Battle, Lane
Are are irrelevant names
Because Gruden has a house on 16th and Main

 

[orange parmejohn]

Hmmm better walk away from this un'.

 

[rockydoc]

Les Miles: Now eating grass roots.

 

[Stoked]

Here lays Paul Bain
The conductor of pain
Who splattered brains
Who made players disappear like David Blaine
Who hit harder than cocaine
Who hit so hard he rattled your tympanic membrane

 

[Special Ed]

for former players.........hey it's the offseason. Fuad Reviez, "Well he aint a kickin anymore."

But his name IS misspelled.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Here lays Paul Bain
The conductor of pain
Who splattered brains
Who made players disappear like David Blaine
Who hit harder than cocaine
Who hit so hard he rattled your tympanic membrane

Ohhh

 

[VolsnRavens]

Here lies Lane
He brought a lot of strife
Got left by his wife
and was an ahole all his life
Good Riddance sir....

 

[BruisedOrange]

for former players.........hey it's the offseason. Fuad Reviez, "Well he aint a kickin anymore."

In a (probably useless) attempt to recover the OP's original intent...

Herman "Thunderfoot" Weaver: You can't out-kick God's coverage.

Bob Kessling: I will not be back after this message.

 

[IndianapolisVol]

Here lies a Hall of Famer
Former Team Captain
National Champion
Fired Too Soon

 

[B EaZy40]

This goes out to all our 5 star busts.

Boom goes the commit
The 5 star thought he was it
But once he got hit
We found out he aint ****

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

RIP Pat Summitt. One year ago today.

 

[OrangeMagic]

Here lies Lane
A liar till the end.

 

[livefaith]

Here lays Lane
To most, he was a pain
At most jobs, all he did was fail
And now, he's on his way to hell

Wow!

 

[livefaith]

Here lies a Hall of Famer
Former Team Captain
National Champion
Fired Too Soon

I miss Johnny.:birgits_giggle:

 

[Stoked]

Here lies Jalen Hurd
Who's mom was a curse word
Who's remarks about Alvin Kamara were absurd
Who couldn't handle the SEC so he TRANSFERRED...