Epically Important Song Lyrics

[95 Vol Alum]

Ooh, hot stuff all over my nachos
Walkin' like a taco
Drivin' over potholes
Hotter than a pot roast
Fingers on my hot chips
Red-handed, c'mon man, now I'ma need some chopsticks
Quiet, leave the house when I'ma need another outfit
Flyer than a maggot on a wall inside a cockpit
Speaking of desire, man you preachin' to the choir, man
My tongue is doin' fine, but the roof is on fire

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I want it that way.

 

[Usernametaken]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty

 

[Usernametaken]

95 were you able to see my post considering I’m dead to you?

 

[Usernametaken]

Hey 95 do you like bbq nachos?

 

[Usernametaken]

Wrong thread?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yes, yes, no

 

[Usernametaken]

Is this the thread where we post pad while we post song lyrics and talk about food simultaneously?

Asking for Behr.

 

[joevol33]

Can't touch this

 

[Usernametaken]

Joelle is off limits. Do you hear that guys?

 

[Weezer]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Just terrible @Weezer

 

[Tin Man]

OK, one more time... The lyric is not "In the Summer of 95."

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I love my baby back, baby back, baby back......

 

[Behr]

McDonalds is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Pickles up your noes
And don't forget those chocolate shakes
They come from the dirty lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place

 

[Behr]

Once two strangers climbed ole Rocky Top
Looking for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will

 

[95 Vol Alum]

McDonalds is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Pickles up your noes
And don't forget those chocolate shakes
They come from the dirty lakes
McDonalds is your kind of place

I did not know about these epically important lyrics.

 

[Behr]

I did not know about these epically important lyrics.

I remember that from way back as a kid, maybe 9 or 10.

 

[volfanbill]

My Bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!

 

[malinoisvol]

Bahwitdabahdidangdadangdiggy

 

[Behr]

I am stuck on band aid cause band aid's stuck on me I am stuck on band aid cause band aid's stuck on me....

 

[Behr]

Here's a story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls

Edit # I guess this one doesn't count. NM.

 

[malinoisvol]

Kool-Aid here bringing you fun
Kool-Aids got thirst on the run
Wit a a big slap happy ear to ear smi-yi-yile

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Kool-Aid here bringing you fun
Kool-Aids got thirst on the run
Wit a a big slap happy ear to ear smi-yi-yile

This is new to me as well. Oh Yeah!

 

[malinoisvol]

I Yi Ya Yi
I am the Friro Bandito
I love Frito corn chips
I love them I do
I love them so much, I steal them from you