Does Santa Claus cuss and do you care?

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I can see him getting a little uptight the long night and all. Waiting around on the reindeer to finish going to the bathroom,drinking some curdled milk that was left out for him,etc.So no, I couldn't really blame Santa if he cussed some.
 
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Last night, unbeknownst to St. Nick, I stole myself away in the closet. My children had laid out cookies and milk in anticipation of his coming. As I watched the lights of the trees blink on and off, I nodded off for the breifest of moments. When I woke, there was Santa. As I gazed through the imperceptibe crack of the door, I saw Santa in the twilight standing by the tree that was freshly littered with perfectly wrapped presents (one of which was X-Box number 49,738,526). He was quietly munching on a cookie when he raised his glass as if to toast the spirit of the holiday. It was then that Santa spoke. "F*^& Microsoft" were the words that escaped his lips. Couldn't agree more, Santa.
Yes, Santa cusses.
No, I don't care (Although I wish he would say 'F Bama' next time)
 
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Santa probably cusses once he gets back to the North Pole and has to listen to Mrs. Claus complain about him taking so long this year and why he didn't get the color right on the shoes and hatsm he gave her for Christmas.
 
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i cuss, and he still comes to my house, so i'd say he probably does too. and no, i don't care.
 
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#5
he really cusses if the reindeer closest to his sleigh ate beans right before the big trip.

the real question is, does Santa care if you care that he cusses? he's the one doing all the work.
 
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utfantilidie said:
I can see him getting a little uptight the long night and all. Waiting around on the reindeer to finish going to the bathroom,drinking some curdled milk that was left out for him,etc.So no, I couldn't really blame Santa if he cussed some.
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no and no
 
#7
#7
Anyone who doesn't think Santa cusses, has never put together a bicycle, a Barbie car, and a computer desk on Christmas Eve. :ermm:
 
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