Derek Dooley selling his old house, asking 2.9 Mil

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Sheik Yerbouti said:
Someone on Facebook linked this and mentioned that Dooley has more bathrooms than SEC wins. :)
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But along with that, an equal amount of turds were dropped in his bathroom as were in his coaching decisions.


(I'm not typically a huge Dooley basher, btw, but I can't help it here)
 
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He bought it for 2.24 mil. Classic Dooley move trying to squeeze every dime he can out of this place. I doubt it sells fast at all.
 
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He must have used all the water on the bamboo patch. Because he sure didn't water the yard.
 
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Jxn Vol said:
He must have used all the water on the bamboo patch. Because he sure didn't water the yard.
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King Dooley wouldn't lower himself to take out the trash, let alone water his yard. You'd think there'd be a 500k irrigation system installed...With the way he treated his hair, one blade of grass out of place should drive him nuts.
 
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Whoever buys that house will lose at everything they do for The rest of their lives. Poker, rock paper sissor shoot, every video game they play, they'll never get a girlfriend, if they already have a girlfriend then she will break up with him and if The guy has kids then his kids will never get girlfriends either. The curse known as Dooley goes deeper then any of us know.
 
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jerseydevilvol said:
Whoever buys that house will lose at everything they do for The rest of their lives. Poker, rock paper sissor shoot, every video game they play, they'll never get a girlfriend, if they already have a girlfriend then she will break up with him and if The guy has kids then his kids will never get girlfriends either. The curse known as Dooley goes deeper then any of us know.
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However...

They will have perfect hair eternally.
 
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