Tenacious D
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Despite the tumultuous events of the last several seasons which have left much of the fan base feeling both beleaguered and betrayed, and the dire prognostications of the coming football season (or two or three, depending upon how much you drink), I’ve been thinking that there is one person who has it made: Derek Dooley
Through the strangest and most circuitous series of events imaginable, Derek Dooley finds himself to be sitting in the best coaching gig in America. Perhaps even better than Meyer, Saban, Brown and Kiffin.
Here are some reasons why:
How & Why He Got the Gig
How often will the Tennessee job ever be vacant in consecutive years? You’ll likely never see it again.
And how many other coaches would be left wholly unconsidered the first hiring cycle, despite having just capped off a winning season with a bowl win – and then go on to win the exact same position the very next season, and after having posted their second losing season in three years? I am only aware of one: Derek Dooley
Had Kiffin’s departure was neither so abrupt nor untimely, would Dooley have been hired? Given another four weeks, would Hamilton have gone in a different direction? It’s hard to argue against it, as he had only done so one year previously – and it’s difficult to believe that the addition of a second losing season somehow made Dooley a most attractive candidate.
With the vast majority of the fan base either still smarting from Fulmer’s (the traditionalists’ poster-child) forced resignation or suffering the fresh wound of Kiffin’s ultimate betrayal – could there have been a better possible candidate, from a personality standpoint, than Dooley, what with his southern familial ties and euphemisms? He was a younger version of Fulmer, and the anti-Kiffin – and it satisfied a great contingency in both camps.
The Boss He Works For
How closely do you think that Dooley will be watched and monitored by an AD who has shown himself to be equal parts bungling and inept on many issues of importance? About as well as he watched Fulmer tank the program over the course of several seasons, and oversaw Kiffin’s multiple secondary violations and thumbing his nose at the league office. Short Answer: Not very closely, if at all.
How scrutinizing do you think Dooley will find Hamilton to be, considering that he already sits atop an oven-warm seat, himself? Some say that Dooley’s firing will coincide with Hamilton’s. I tend to agree, but I don’t believe that Hamilton even has the same cushion as the new head coach he just hired. Should the program continue to struggle (on the field or off), it’s not hard to envision Hamilton being shown the door, before Dooley.
How quick would the AD’s finger be in the pulling the trigger on firing Dooley – even if he has a calamitous first three seasons? Well, considering the aforementioned reasons (above), “sloth-like” would be an apt description. Don’t believe Hammy would keep someone around simply to prevent his own base from further eroding? Please see, “Raleigh, Todd” and then come talk to me.
The next installments:
The Program He Inherited
The Team He Leads
Please discuss and/or add any others which you believe to be of merit - be it in opposition, or agreement.
Despite the tumultuous events of the last several seasons which have left much of the fan base feeling both beleaguered and betrayed, and the dire prognostications of the coming football season (or two or three, depending upon how much you drink), I’ve been thinking that there is one person who has it made: Derek Dooley
Through the strangest and most circuitous series of events imaginable, Derek Dooley finds himself to be sitting in the best coaching gig in America. Perhaps even better than Meyer, Saban, Brown and Kiffin.
Here are some reasons why:
How & Why He Got the Gig
How often will the Tennessee job ever be vacant in consecutive years? You’ll likely never see it again.
And how many other coaches would be left wholly unconsidered the first hiring cycle, despite having just capped off a winning season with a bowl win – and then go on to win the exact same position the very next season, and after having posted their second losing season in three years? I am only aware of one: Derek Dooley
Had Kiffin’s departure was neither so abrupt nor untimely, would Dooley have been hired? Given another four weeks, would Hamilton have gone in a different direction? It’s hard to argue against it, as he had only done so one year previously – and it’s difficult to believe that the addition of a second losing season somehow made Dooley a most attractive candidate.
With the vast majority of the fan base either still smarting from Fulmer’s (the traditionalists’ poster-child) forced resignation or suffering the fresh wound of Kiffin’s ultimate betrayal – could there have been a better possible candidate, from a personality standpoint, than Dooley, what with his southern familial ties and euphemisms? He was a younger version of Fulmer, and the anti-Kiffin – and it satisfied a great contingency in both camps.
The Boss He Works For
How closely do you think that Dooley will be watched and monitored by an AD who has shown himself to be equal parts bungling and inept on many issues of importance? About as well as he watched Fulmer tank the program over the course of several seasons, and oversaw Kiffin’s multiple secondary violations and thumbing his nose at the league office. Short Answer: Not very closely, if at all.
How scrutinizing do you think Dooley will find Hamilton to be, considering that he already sits atop an oven-warm seat, himself? Some say that Dooley’s firing will coincide with Hamilton’s. I tend to agree, but I don’t believe that Hamilton even has the same cushion as the new head coach he just hired. Should the program continue to struggle (on the field or off), it’s not hard to envision Hamilton being shown the door, before Dooley.
How quick would the AD’s finger be in the pulling the trigger on firing Dooley – even if he has a calamitous first three seasons? Well, considering the aforementioned reasons (above), “sloth-like” would be an apt description. Don’t believe Hammy would keep someone around simply to prevent his own base from further eroding? Please see, “Raleigh, Todd” and then come talk to me.
The next installments:
The Program He Inherited
The Team He Leads
Please discuss and/or add any others which you believe to be of merit - be it in opposition, or agreement.