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Geographically challenged: "I'm here with the Girardo family here in
St. Louis." ---Barack Obama addressing the Demo convention via satellite
on Monday night... from Kansas City ++ "Joe [Biden] comes from a state,
Delaware, that borders Virginia. The eastern shore part of Virginia and
Delaware are not only bordering but very, very similar. And I think there's
a lot in common, and Joe understands that." ---Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine,
who isn't aware that Delaware does NOT border Virginia
Commie sycophant: "Think about the amount of money that China has spent on
infrastructure. Their ports, their train systems, their airports are all
vastly superior to us now." ---Barack Obama
A woman scorned: "I am doing everything I can to campaign for Senator Obama. I
think it's fair to say that I have done more, as Senator Rich said, in a
relatively short period of time, on behalf of my opponent, than probably
anyone else has." ---Hillary Clinton, who still calls Barack "my opponent"
Dumb and dumber: "I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to
fossil fuels." ---House Speaker Nancy Pelosi **Uh, Nancy, natural gas IS a
fossil fuel.
VILLAGE IDIOTS
What does it mean?: "All of us driven by a simple belief that the world as
it is just won't do---that we have an obligation to fight for the world as
it should be. That is the thread that connects our hearts. That is the thread
that runs through my journey and Barack's journey and so many other improbable
journeys that have brought us here tonight, where the current of history
meets this new tide of hope. That is why I love this country." ---Michelle
Obama **"She loves her country because of the thread that runs through the
journey where the current meets the tide?" ---James Taranto
Heal our divisions: "I think [Barack's candidacy] already has sent a wave of
approbation and admiration in many countries around the world just knowing
that this black boy who grew with just a loving mother and grandparents and
that was about all he had to start with, has now had a chance to become the
nominee of the Democratic Party for President... I don't think there's any
doubt that there's a spirit and a bright new hope for America within this
country and around the world, and if Obama is elected, which I think he is
going to be, then I think that will be the transforming grace for the end
of racism and prejudice and hatred between races in this country." ---Jimmy
Carter ++ Or not: "There are people who are not going to vote for [Obama]
because he's black. And we've got to hope that we can educate people to put
aside their racism and to put their own interests number one." ---Teamsters
President James Hoffa
Friendly fire: "Well, if this party has a message it has done a [heck] of a
job of hiding it... There's no message coming out of [the convention], there is
no sense that the party has a sense of urgency." ---Clintonista James Carville
"Barack Obama is finally ready for the dreaded 3 a.m. telephone call. Now
he can answer it and hand the phone to Joe Biden... Joe starts talking
and figures he'll eventually think of something to say. Sometimes he does,
and often wishes he hadn't." ---Wesley Pruden
"Obama wanted to gave himself a boost riding into Denver. But his shot in
the arm only put a bullet in his foot. Obama-Biden? These guys are gonna be
more laughs than Tom and Jerry." ---Martin Sieff
"Barack Obama has made his economic thinking excruciatingly clear, so it
also is clear that his running mate should have been not Joe Biden, but
Rumpelstiltskin. He spun straw into gold, a skill an Obama administration
will need to fulfill its fairy-tale promises." ---George Will
"Vanity Fair found Barack Obama's long lost brother George Hussein Onyango
Obama in Africa. He's now living in a hut on the outskirts of Nairobi on a
dollar a month. He bet everything he had that Hillary Clinton would get the
Democratic nomination." ---Argus Hamilton
David Letterman: From the "Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention
More Fun": Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards;
In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule
treats; Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson; Give
John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants; Kick things
off with a song from Dennis Kucinich; Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same
suit he wore at the 2000 convention.
Jay Leno: As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text
message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to tell everyone he picked Joe Biden
as his vice president. How do you think this makes Hillary Clinton feel,
huh? Finally, she gets a telephone call at 3 a.m.---it's to tell her they
picked Joe Biden. ... Well, you know at the Democratic Convention this week
in Denver, both Bill and Hillary will be speaking. Not to each other, of
course. ...
St. Louis." ---Barack Obama addressing the Demo convention via satellite
on Monday night... from Kansas City ++ "Joe [Biden] comes from a state,
Delaware, that borders Virginia. The eastern shore part of Virginia and
Delaware are not only bordering but very, very similar. And I think there's
a lot in common, and Joe understands that." ---Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine,
who isn't aware that Delaware does NOT border Virginia
Commie sycophant: "Think about the amount of money that China has spent on
infrastructure. Their ports, their train systems, their airports are all
vastly superior to us now." ---Barack Obama
A woman scorned: "I am doing everything I can to campaign for Senator Obama. I
think it's fair to say that I have done more, as Senator Rich said, in a
relatively short period of time, on behalf of my opponent, than probably
anyone else has." ---Hillary Clinton, who still calls Barack "my opponent"
Dumb and dumber: "I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to
fossil fuels." ---House Speaker Nancy Pelosi **Uh, Nancy, natural gas IS a
fossil fuel.
VILLAGE IDIOTS
What does it mean?: "All of us driven by a simple belief that the world as
it is just won't do---that we have an obligation to fight for the world as
it should be. That is the thread that connects our hearts. That is the thread
that runs through my journey and Barack's journey and so many other improbable
journeys that have brought us here tonight, where the current of history
meets this new tide of hope. That is why I love this country." ---Michelle
Obama **"She loves her country because of the thread that runs through the
journey where the current meets the tide?" ---James Taranto
Heal our divisions: "I think [Barack's candidacy] already has sent a wave of
approbation and admiration in many countries around the world just knowing
that this black boy who grew with just a loving mother and grandparents and
that was about all he had to start with, has now had a chance to become the
nominee of the Democratic Party for President... I don't think there's any
doubt that there's a spirit and a bright new hope for America within this
country and around the world, and if Obama is elected, which I think he is
going to be, then I think that will be the transforming grace for the end
of racism and prejudice and hatred between races in this country." ---Jimmy
Carter ++ Or not: "There are people who are not going to vote for [Obama]
because he's black. And we've got to hope that we can educate people to put
aside their racism and to put their own interests number one." ---Teamsters
President James Hoffa
Friendly fire: "Well, if this party has a message it has done a [heck] of a
job of hiding it... There's no message coming out of [the convention], there is
no sense that the party has a sense of urgency." ---Clintonista James Carville
"Barack Obama is finally ready for the dreaded 3 a.m. telephone call. Now
he can answer it and hand the phone to Joe Biden... Joe starts talking
and figures he'll eventually think of something to say. Sometimes he does,
and often wishes he hadn't." ---Wesley Pruden
"Obama wanted to gave himself a boost riding into Denver. But his shot in
the arm only put a bullet in his foot. Obama-Biden? These guys are gonna be
more laughs than Tom and Jerry." ---Martin Sieff
"Barack Obama has made his economic thinking excruciatingly clear, so it
also is clear that his running mate should have been not Joe Biden, but
Rumpelstiltskin. He spun straw into gold, a skill an Obama administration
will need to fulfill its fairy-tale promises." ---George Will
"Vanity Fair found Barack Obama's long lost brother George Hussein Onyango
Obama in Africa. He's now living in a hut on the outskirts of Nairobi on a
dollar a month. He bet everything he had that Hillary Clinton would get the
Democratic nomination." ---Argus Hamilton
David Letterman: From the "Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention
More Fun": Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards;
In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule
treats; Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson; Give
John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants; Kick things
off with a song from Dennis Kucinich; Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same
suit he wore at the 2000 convention.
Jay Leno: As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text
message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to tell everyone he picked Joe Biden
as his vice president. How do you think this makes Hillary Clinton feel,
huh? Finally, she gets a telephone call at 3 a.m.---it's to tell her they
picked Joe Biden. ... Well, you know at the Democratic Convention this week
in Denver, both Bill and Hillary will be speaking. Not to each other, of
course. ...
