Dear Site Moderator...

[Special Ed]

Could you please put a count at the top of the page showing the number of days since the coaching search began? I have a feeling this one is going to drag out for a while and I'm tired of counting the days already.

Maybe a contest to pick the date of the announcement of the new hire would be fun, too. The tie-breaker could be the number of candidates to turn us down.

 

[give_him 6]

Can you also ban Vol Reporter from posting new threads?

 

[WesternKyVol]

Could you send out $25 gift cards for everyone who posts in the Gruden Cliffs notes?

 

[WesternKyVol]

per post?

 

[vol_in_ar]

good idea, on the counting of days

 

[volgrad500]

While you're at it, could you send me the numbers of a few morally questionable women-I'm in a bit of a slump

 

[Jax_Vol]

And change my user name per our discussions?



Oh yeah, and pick us up some milk and eggs

 

[Jax_Vol]

While you're at it, could you send me the numbers of a few morally questionable women-I'm in a bit of a slump

Yes, we are willing to sacrifice good looks for a certain morally casual attitude

 

[YankeeVol]

Great idea.......




















not

 

[TheBigOne10]

And make me a sandwich.

 

[rocketvol]

If you're gonna be at the store, can you pick me up some immodium AD? I've had the butt flu the past 2 days. Peeing out your butt is not fun!

 

[Jax_Vol]

And get a freakin' haircut...gheez!

 

[Jax_Vol]

If you're gonna be at the store, can you pick me up some immodium AD? I've had the butt flu the past 2 days. Peeing out your butt is not fun!

Ok, we just crossed the line into TMI country

 

[rocketvol]

Ok, we just crossed the line into TMI country

I thought we were all friends and I just wanted to give you guys some "inside" info just like everyone else!hahaha

 

[fade route]

while you're at it, could you send me the numbers of a few morally questionable women-i'm in a bit of a slump

lol

 

[DD4ME]

And make me a sandwich.

Lulz

 

[fade route]

Also mods, can you gimme about 100 more "likes", even if I didn't earn em?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Need Help forum, IMO.

 

[HOAV]

Did the endzone turn into volnations thrash can?

 

[rocketvol]

Did the endzone turn into volnations thrash can?

Appears that way! this was originally posted in Football Forum, but mods moved it! Probably because of Diarhea.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Diearea

 

[Thrasher865]

Did the endzone turn into volnations thrash can?

Whatchu talkin bout? It's always been my thrash can.

 

[volfan6782]

Smells like desperation and broken dreams in this thread.

 

[Hobock]

Did the endzone turn into volnations thrash can?

There was once a time when threads were booted to the zone to be justly and most gloriously ridiculed.

 

[Slydell]

Who has the "insider" knowledge of the actual date the search started? Or, has it?