Dear Alabama, (if it wasn't for Talladega you would be Mississippi)

[rjl4tnvols]

Dear Alabama Fan,

While we love the tradition of the 3rd Saturday in October, we regretfully inform you that you are no longer needed. Florida has taken your place as the top rival game on our schedule. Please feel free to go back to your subdivision (mobile home park) to relax in your den (front porch with a recliner) and enjoy a nice cold beverage (natty light taken straight out of the fridge on your porch). Since this rivalry is no longer needed, this free's up space in your busy schedule (full of goat raping, tooth brushing, sister kissing, drive thru operating) please feel free to take more time with your family (daughter, girlfriend, mother), I am sure all three of you will have a great time. The Third Saturday in October has had a great run. This game will still be watched but not to the extent that it used to be. Speaking as a whole for the Volunteer fan base we will still hate you and make fun of your team and the way you guys overpaid a crybaby A-hole of a coach to try to take you from the pit of despair. You know one thing I have noticed with Bama fans is they have a lot in common with a pack of wolfs and by that I mean you both could live off a dead “bear”.

Thanks,

UT Fans

I don't know what you're thinkin bama is still a BIG GAME. If you are a younger fan then maybe you think fla is a bigger game, and don't get me wrong i HATE FLA AS MUCH AS ANYONE. BUT BAMA IS BIGGER always has been always will be. I can remember losing to these guys so many years in a row that I couldn't remember a time when we beat them. I remember in 96 probably the greates game i've ever been too. The rout of bama, what made it better is I was with 2 of my best friends who happen to pull for bama.