Dear Adoree

[secking]

Adoree,

Please reconsider your decision. The Vols are rising to the top! We have excellent facilities, and a great track program. You would fit right in and from personal experience the ladies here are amazing. I know you will be a great player wherever you go but brickbybrick we need you to finish out this class. Please write back. I'm almost over the bridge now.

Your true fan,

Stan

SAB? :ermm:

 

[JettVol]

Adoree,

Please reconsider your decision. The Vols are rising to the top! We have excellent facilities, and a great track program. You would fit right in and from personal experience the ladies here are amazing. I know you will be a great player wherever you go but brickbybrick we need you to finish out this class. Please write back. I'm almost over the bridge now.

Your true fan,

Stan

you forgot

p.s. we should be together too.....lol:

 

[MidTNVolunteer]

Why does this make me want to open my eyes wider just by watching???

 

[PassedOutAwake]

What would make this 100x better would be if it was about when Joey met Adoree

 

[ITSGR82BATNVOL]

Adoree,

Please reconsider your decision. The Vols are rising to the top! We have excellent facilities, and a great track program. You would fit right in and from personal experience the ladies here are amazing. I know you will be a great player wherever you go but brickbybrick we need you to finish out this class. Please write back. I'm almost over the bridge now.

Your true fan,

Stan

You mean we used to have a great track program. We haven't had a great track program in years, but could.

 

[PassedOutAwake]

Dear Adoree, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I hoped to see you as a Vol, dressed in orange and ballin'
I met you on your visit and took a pic way back in autumn
I loved the shirt you got when I first saw you shoppin'
Sometimes I pray you'll be a Vol but you just dropped 'em
But anyways, screw it, what's been up? Man what school you gonna pick?
I knew you were cutting down but you dont have to be a d*ck
If I had a choice and an offer guess who'd I'd pick
I'd choose to pick the Vols
I read about your favorites and they all smell like balls
I had a friend write a letter to some recruit who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got some money for you in a bag, a couple grand
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the pic you took with me too, that thing was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest homie
This is Joey


ahahaha jk Joey

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Dear Adoree, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I hoped to see you as a Vol, dressed in orange and ballin'
I met you on your visit and took a pic way back in autumn
I loved the shirt you got when I first saw you shoppin'
Sometimes I pray you'll be a Vol but you just dropped 'em
But anyways, screw it, what's been up? Man what school you gonna pick?
I knew you were cutting down but you dont have to be a d*ck
If I had a choice and an offer guess who'd I'd pick
I'd choose to pick the Vols
I read about your favorites and they all smell like balls
I had a friend write a letter to some recruit who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got some money for you in a bag, a couple grand
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the pic you took with me too, that thing was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest homie
This is Joey


ahahaha jk Joey

Some douche like Clay Gay Travis or Vanymania site member will repost this as a real thing... lol

Probably make a whole blog/thread about it. Very well written though. hahaha