Dear Adoree

[VolStudent5]

Adoree,

Please reconsider your decision. The Vols are rising to the top! We have excellent facilities, and a great track program. You would fit right in and from personal experience the ladies here are amazing. I know you will be a great player wherever you go but brickbybrick we need you to finish out this class. Please write back. I'm almost over the bridge now.

Your true fan,

Stan

 

[005]

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[wU-Tang Vol]

This should be good

 

[Ron Swanson]

 

[ellisjb0]

Kys

 

[SigNu_VolFan]

I'll wait for our resident detective Escape Goat to reveal the true identity of this poster before speaking any further on this "Stan".

 

[PowerWookie]

I'll even buy u a beer

 

[Escape Goat]

Yikes.

 

[RockCityVol]

Oh my. The op needs psychological help

 

[volfanCLT]

#thirsty

 

[LotteryPick]

The "dear _____" threads are always disastrous.

 

[TlM]

Adoree,

Please reconsider your decision. The Vols are rising to the top! We have excellent facilities, and a great track program. You would fit right in and from personal experience the ladies here are amazing. I know you will be a great player wherever you go but brickbybrick we need you to finish out this class. Please write back. I'm almost over the bridge now.

Your true fan,

Stan

Well done, Sir. Quality troll job. If you cats don't get the reference that's on you.:hi:

 

[BookVol]

Dude. No.

 

[Volgrad98]

This should be fun...

 

[stuvol86]

Somebody give this man a mattress to burn, it'll make him feel better.

 

[Big Orange#1]

Hope you guys get the reference. Otherwise you think this guy is really a weirdo named Stan.

 

[423Volfan]

This is one of the many reasons why I love Volnation.

 

[PassedOutAwake]

lol at people not knowing this reference. this was a pretty big song

 

[OddFuture]

Kys

For those wondering this means "kill yourself" :lol:

 

[LotteryPick]

I'm sure most get that this is a reference to an Eminem song. Still odd.

 

[Rockytoptalker]

I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.

 

[CountVolcula]

Love is in the air

 

[Volunteer forever]

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Adoree,

Please reconsider your decision. The Vols are rising to the top! We have excellent facilities, and a great track program. You would fit right in and from personal experience the ladies here are amazing. I know you will be a great player wherever you go but brickbybrick we need you to finish out this class. Please write back. I'm almost over the bridge now.

Your true fan,

Stan

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray,but your picture on my wall. It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..

 

[Volgrad98]

I'm sure most get that this is a reference to an Eminem song. Still odd.

Chlamydia makes people do odd things.