Curt Maggitt = Chuck Norris

[VolFanInHawaii]

the syllables line up. Gotta have SOME fun around here...

Curt Maggitt crossed the road. Nobody dared question his motives.
Curt Maggitt can kill two stones with one bird.
Curt Maggitt can walk on water and swim through land.
Curt Maggitt CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Rod ain't gonna like this

 

[BOBeLITE]

Did you know that Rod built the hospital he was born in??

 

[VolFanInHawaii]

Did you know that Rod built the hospital he was born in??

Did you know that when rod was 11 months old, a female was teasing him with a rattle. He proceeded to tackle her, which instantly killed her.

 

[Hayezb]

Did you know that Rod built the hospital he was born in??

Haha.. that one was pretty good :good!:

 

[madbamahater]

No

 

[bluetickhound16]

For the love of God.... Just stop now.

 

[JAEvans24]

lol @ this thread

 

[Jax_Vol]

Always remember....

Before going to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Rod

 

[UT's#1Fan]

the syllables line up. Gotta have SOME fun around here...

Curt Maggitt crossed the road. Nobody dared question his motives.
Curt Maggitt can kill two stones with one bird.
Curt Maggitt can walk on water and swim through land.
Curt Maggitt CAN believe it's not butter.

Maggitt's my dood... but he's no Chuck Norris. Not even close. Oh and Chuck's no Rod. the distance between Chuck and Rod? Infinity plus Rod.

 

[thomaseusin]

Jay Graham disapproves

 

[SandoVOL]

Epic rap battles. Curt Maggit Vs. Roddddddddd Willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllks!!!! BEGIN.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Rod gonna barrel roll up in here and kill us all....

 

[supersmo18]

I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy this thread. good for a few laughs

 

[STLVolFAN]

Rod gonna barrel roll up in here and kill us all....

Now that's funny

 

[Neyland Law Vol]

For the love of God.... Just stop now.

You mad bro...

 

[bluetickhound16]

You mad bro...

Naw... It's just that this has already been done to death... If you wanna carry on then by all means...

 

[SmokeySC]

Naw... It's just that this has already been done to death... If you wanna carry on then by all means...

Rod Wilks was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldn't make any sense.

:huggy:

 

[chattaboogie]

When Rod was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Rod received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

 

[salutethehill]

Curt Maggitt = Chuck Norris

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the syllables line up. Gotta have SOME fun around here...

Curt Maggitt crossed the road. Nobody dared question his motives.
Curt Maggitt can kill two stones with one bird.
Curt Maggitt can walk on water and swim through land.
Curt Maggitt CAN believe it's not butter.

Did you know that when rod was 11 months old, a female was teasing him with a rattle. He proceeded to tackle her, which instantly killed her.

Too late. Already failed.

 

[thegeneralneyland]

Always remember....

Before going to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Rod

This is excellent.

 

[chattaboogie]

Rod Wilks' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Rod bless

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Rod Wilks' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

awesome

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

I could kill 2 stones with no bird.