Could you zip the tater?

[Freak]

I didn't hear it live, and I'm not sure it's as funny as I think it is, but this made me laugh. From Vol Calls last night.

Pruitt: “Bob, you’re grinning. Did you play quarterback in high school? I thought you were a fullback.”

Bob Kesling: “I was a slugger fullback. I wanted to know if you were a dual-threat quarterback when you played.”

Pruitt: “Absolutely, have you not seen me run through the T?”

Bob Kesling: “I have seen you sprint through the T a few times, you’ve got that burst when you come out. I don’t know if you could make it to the other end, but you’ve got that burst to the 50-yard line. What were your strengths as a quarterback?”

Pruitt: “I was a leader. I was a leader and made sure the guys around me played good, because I didn’t have a whole lot of talent.”

Bob Kesling: “Could you zip the ‘tater? Could you throw that bad boy?”

Pruitt: “You know what, most of the time when it was third-and-7-plus, we were running the quarterback draw. Or we might have punted on third down. Quick kick.”

 

[m1al]

I can eat the hell out of a baked tater...

 

[VolBricks]

I could snap the "tater" to the punter and holder. Does that count?

 

[Bigorange123]

Does this tell you how much money they make... fans opinions are a joke to them...just got paid today...

 

[The Original Fade]

Well that conversation explains a lot

 

[ACvol3]

Are we reading too much into things, per usual?

 

[m1al]

I could snap the "tater" to the punter and holder. Does that count?

Once upon a time, I actually could crush a ball punting...

Edit: Oddly when I really got into one, I could kick it 70 yds on the fly, but I could NOT place kick if my life depended on it.. I looked like a monkey ****ing a football when I tried to place kick....

 

[m1al]

Are we reading too much into things, per usual?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’m almost certain there’s a “that’s what she said” joke somewhere in there.

 

[Dudleys87]

I didn't hear it live, and I'm not sure it's as funny as I think it is, but this made me laugh. From Vol Calls last night.

So they do have something in common..

 

[37620VOL]

Naw, but I could chuck the cornbread.

 

[Jax_Vol]

TWSS

 

[orangebloodgmc]

Obviously Kesling is a yankee poser or he would know the actual Dewey Warren expression is "hum that tater."

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

 

[99gator]

 

[shane80]

I have zipped the tater once. It is the most painful feeling ever.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

I have zipped the tater once. It is the most painful feeling ever.

Ooh lawd, one of the dangers of going commando

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

Pruitt: “You know what, most of the time when it was third-and-7-plus, we were running the quarterback draw. Or we might have punted on third down. Quick kick.”

Omg I get it now. He thinks 3rd & 7 is NORMAL.

 

[ShoalCreekVol]

I have zipped the tater once. It is the most painful feeling ever.

 

[Boca Vol]

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One of the funniest and most painful (for a guy) moments in cinematic history.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Zip the Tater..didn't that happen on There's Something About Mary?

 

[DownTheField]

I can't stop hearing, "he can really zip the 'tater" to the tune of "don't get above your raisin"

 

[MWAVolfan]

Pruitt sounds nice and relaxed. Like a guy who knows he's gonna get paid ungodly amounts of money no matter what happens. Must be a nice life.