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The preferred profile of a Vol HC is native Tn, UT Grad, UT player, Fulmer for example. Theory has it that the next HC will fit the profile. Anybody catch the $1 million donation to UT by Phil and spouse? Theory has it that there is an underlying message in that donation. Taxes. Theory has it that PF and the U have already negotiated PF's exit and the buy out created a large tax problem that could be solved by a hefty donation to a favorite charity. UT, for example.

Why is PF so relaxed about this season and so confident that things will work out? Theory has is that PF, a coaching institution and inheritor of Neyland status in the annals of UT football history, will announce his retirement just before the last game of the season. Beside him will be the new HC, selected in part, by PF himself.

Next? Theory has a candidate. Can you guess who it is? Hint. It is not a Division I-A HC.
 
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Voluripides said:
The preferred profile of a Vol HC is native Tn, UT Grad, UT player, Fulmer for example. Theory has it that the next HC will fit the profile. Anybody catch the $1 million donation to UT by Phil and spouse? Theory has it that there is an underlying message in that donation. Taxes. Theory has it that PF and the U have already negotiated PF's exit and the buy out created a large tax problem that could be solved by a hefty donation to a favorite charity. UT, for example.

Why is PF so relaxed about this season and so confident that things will work out? Theory has is that PF, a coaching institution and inheritor of Neyland status in the annals of UT football history, will announce his retirement just before the last game of the season. Beside him will be the new HC, selected in part, by PF himself.

Next? Theory has a candidate. Can you guess who it is? Hint. It is not a Division I-A HC.
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:nono::nono::nono::nono:

:sick::sick::sick::sick:
 
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Voluripides said:
The preferred profile of a Vol HC is native Tn, UT Grad, UT player, Fulmer for example. Theory has it that the next HC will fit the profile. Anybody catch the $1 million donation to UT by Phil and spouse? Theory has it that there is an underlying message in that donation. Taxes. Theory has it that PF and the U have already negotiated PF's exit and the buy out created a large tax problem that could be solved by a hefty donation to a favorite charity. UT, for example.

Why is PF so relaxed about this season and so confident that things will work out? Theory has is that PF, a coaching institution and inheritor of Neyland status in the annals of UT football history, will announce his retirement just before the last game of the season. Beside him will be the new HC, selected in part, by PF himself.

Next? Theory has a candidate. Can you guess who it is? Hint. It is not a Division I-A HC.
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Theory has it that i just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading your post that i will never get back. Theory also has it that i am now dumber for reading that post as well. Theory has it that i hope you never post on here again with that kinda crap.
 
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Voluripides said:
Theory has it that there is an underlying message in that donation. Taxes. Theory has it that PF and the U have already negotiated PF's exit and the buy out created a large tax problem that could be solved by a hefty donation to a favorite charity. UT, for example.
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I can't speak to the rest of it--although I seriously doubt that there is a well orchestrated behind the scenes conspiracy--but the math and tax laws do not add up to account for the donation. Aside from taking away from a generous act, I can't imagine how a million dollar donation would solve any "large tax problem" created by a buyout. If he donates $1 million to a tax exempt charity, it means he doesn't have to pay taxes on the $1 million he donated. That doesn't solve any problem with a buyout. If he were looking to mitigate taxes on a buyout, a much better method would be to assign a portion of the buyout to the University rather than to himself, but he would still owe taxes on the money he receives.
 
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didnt some guy come on here friday saying pretty much the same stuff....think his name was mike granger or something....prolly same guy..
 
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Voluripides said:
The preferred profile of a Vol HC is native Tn, UT Grad, UT player, Fulmer for example. Theory has it that the next HC will fit the profile. Anybody catch the $1 million donation to UT by Phil and spouse? Theory has it that there is an underlying message in that donation. Taxes. Theory has it that PF and the U have already negotiated PF's exit and the buy out created a large tax problem that could be solved by a hefty donation to a favorite charity. UT, for example.

Why is PF so relaxed about this season and so confident that things will work out? Theory has is that PF, a coaching institution and inheritor of Neyland status in the annals of UT football history, will announce his retirement just before the last game of the season. Beside him will be the new HC, selected in part, by PF himself.

Next? Theory has a candidate. Can you guess who it is? Hint. It is not a Division I-A HC.
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Taxes? :crazy:
 
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theory has it I am laughing my butt off at this. In theory, laughter is good for you....theoretically.
 
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Voluripides said:
The preferred profile of a Vol HC is native Tn, UT Grad, UT player, Fulmer for example. Theory has it that the next HC will fit the profile. Anybody catch the $1 million donation to UT by Phil and spouse? Theory has it that there is an underlying message in that donation. Taxes. Theory has it that PF and the U have already negotiated PF's exit and the buy out created a large tax problem that could be solved by a hefty donation to a favorite charity. UT, for example.

Why is PF so relaxed about this season and so confident that things will work out? Theory has is that PF, a coaching institution and inheritor of Neyland status in the annals of UT football history, will announce his retirement just before the last game of the season. Beside him will be the new HC, selected in part, by PF himself.

Next? Theory has a candidate. Can you guess who it is? Hint. It is not a Division I-A HC.
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I quit listening after that...
 
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Oh wait let me guess John gruden will be standing beside him... he owns property in the area you know.

Question: Is there a buyout in place for Pearl since he donated money to UT?

Fact: Bears beat Battlestar Galactica.
 
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Big Orange Nation said:
Well, I think that theory is waaaay out there.

...but playing along I will say David Cutcliffe
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Going along with his "Theory" about the head coach being UT Alum, TN Native, etc. Cutcliffe doesn't fit as he is an Alabama boy. Chavis doesn't fit because he's from South Carolina.
 
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Brojan said:
What do you know...and when did you know it? :ermm::ermm::ermm:
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he is leading us....its a writing technique...and for those in here with little sense...you will be the ONLY ones to find out as the rest of us have acknowledged the lack of evidence this holds truth. He should have opened with "allegedly" circa Jim Rome.

-out

or

-late

now rack me T-Roger
 
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Not currently a division 1 hc.
OMG! I know the answer! It's Anakin Skywalker!
Just imagine the media quotes.....
"Use your anger. It is the path to the dark side. (No idiots...not Alabama)"
"A long time ago, in a stadium not so far away, a group of orange clad players ran wind sprints until everyone puked, or until I feel like you bitche* can learn to give it all on the field"
"You drop one more pass and I swear...I SWEAR, I will cut you in half with my lightsaber"
"Listen, you Obi-Wannacrybaby...you WILL do things my way or I will force-kick you back to pee-wee football!"

From other coaches...
"I don't understand it...we were driving for the score when all of a sudden the linebacker just leaped like 45 feet from the backfield, sacked the qb, scooped up the fumbled ball and literally levitated into the endzone..."
(Urban Myer)
"Today was really weird....Tennessee just came out from the start and handed us our @sses. I don't recall the little green pointed eared guy being on a roster, but whoever he was, in spite of his size...man...he just took over the game. 22 sacks, before halftime. Some of my players said that he was talking smack in the pile up's..."My foot in your @ss, good does it feel hmmmmm?" "I sense great fear in you...yes...great fear. Good it is because sack you again I will...over and over again...."
"Steve Spurrior)
The players...
"Coach is so intense. Just last week I missed a tackle and the dudes eyes turned red and glowed. My head felt funny and I got really sick, but by -God I didn't miss any more tackles...

(Ahhh...vacation and Vodka @ 4pm....it leads to crazy posts like mine...and the original one above...)
 
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JZVOL said:
Oh wait let me guess John gruden will be standing beside him... he owns property in the area you know.

Question: Is there a buyout in place for Pearl since he donated money to UT?

Fact: Bears beat Battlestar Galactica.
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do bears eat beets? beets, bears, battlestar galactica.

identity theft is something millions of families go through every year, jim.
 
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mr3dboot said:
Not currently a division 1 hc.
OMG! I know the answer! It's Anakin Skywalker!
Just imagine the media quotes.....
"Use your anger. It is the path to the dark side. (No idiots...not Alabama)"
"A long time ago, in a stadium not so far away, a group of orange clad players ran wind sprints until everyone puked, or until I feel like you bitche* can learn to give it all on the field"
"You drop one more pass and I swear...I SWEAR, I will cut you in half with my lightsaber"
"Listen, you Obi-Wannacrybaby...you WILL do things my way or I will force-kick you back to pee-wee football!"

From other coaches...
"I don't understand it...we were driving for the score when all of a sudden the linebacker just leaped like 45 feet from the backfield, sacked the qb, scooped up the fumbled ball and literally levitated into the endzone..."
(Urban Myer)
"Today was really weird....Tennessee just came out from the start and handed us our @sses. I don't recall the little green pointed eared guy being on a roster, but whoever he was, in spite of his size...man...he just took over the game. 22 sacks, before halftime. Some of my players said that he was talking smack in the pile up's..."My foot in your @ss, good does it feel hmmmmm?" "I sense great fear in you...yes...great fear. Good it is because sack you again I will...over and over again...."
"Steve Spurrior)
The players...
"Coach is so intense. Just last week I missed a tackle and the dudes eyes turned red and glowed. My head felt funny and I got really sick, but by -God I didn't miss any more tackles...

(Ahhh...vacation and Vodka @ 4pm....it leads to crazy posts like mine...and the original one above...)
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Nice, come visit the politics forum!

:hi:
 
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mr3dboot said:
Not currently a division 1 hc.
OMG! I know the answer! It's Anakin Skywalker!
Just imagine the media quotes.....
"Use your anger. It is the path to the dark side. (No idiots...not Alabama)"
"A long time ago, in a stadium not so far away, a group of orange clad players ran wind sprints until everyone puked, or until I feel like you bitche* can learn to give it all on the field"
"You drop one more pass and I swear...I SWEAR, I will cut you in half with my lightsaber"
"Listen, you Obi-Wannacrybaby...you WILL do things my way or I will force-kick you back to pee-wee football!"

From other coaches...
"I don't understand it...we were driving for the score when all of a sudden the linebacker just leaped like 45 feet from the backfield, sacked the qb, scooped up the fumbled ball and literally levitated into the endzone..."
(Urban Myer)
"Today was really weird....Tennessee just came out from the start and handed us our @sses. I don't recall the little green pointed eared guy being on a roster, but whoever he was, in spite of his size...man...he just took over the game. 22 sacks, before halftime. Some of my players said that he was talking smack in the pile up's..."My foot in your @ss, good does it feel hmmmmm?" "I sense great fear in you...yes...great fear. Good it is because sack you again I will...over and over again...."
"Steve Spurrior)
The players...
"Coach is so intense. Just last week I missed a tackle and the dudes eyes turned red and glowed. My head felt funny and I got really sick, but by -God I didn't miss any more tackles...

(Ahhh...vacation and Vodka @ 4pm....it leads to crazy posts like mine...and the original one above...)
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You have way too much time.
 
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