Come on guys..............

[la.lovesorange]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?&#33 :lol:
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7.. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know...... it never happened)
>
> And my personal
favorite:
>
> 8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!&#33

 

[la.lovesorange]

OK, for all the guys that read that...........this is for you. B)


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
> > your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering
> > her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other
> > baubles that women find romantic.
> >
> > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
> > There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
> > their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a
> > whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
> > admit it.
> >
> > Which is why a new holiday has been created.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
> > Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday
> > has been created so your ladies can have a day to show
> > your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
> > flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
> > holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
> > That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
> > Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
> > men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February
> > to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
> > perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading,
> > but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to
> > start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help
> > bring love and peace to this crazy world!!!

Now, wouldnt that be nice.................................... :naughty:

 

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