College Football Fan Rules...

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jcolli30

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ESPN Page 2 - Page 2: New Rules for College Football Fans to Live By

5. You may not bet against your favorite team unless you're: (a) trying to purge it of a rotten coach; (b) in Vegas and about to sell bodily fluids or organs to cover your previous losses (thanks, Michigan!); (c) looking at a huge spread and you think your team will win but not cover, probably 'cause its coached by Phil Fulmer.

HI-YO!!!
 
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Hey, everybody know this is true. Honestly, I couldn't care less about covering a spread-one day people will realize they are set to bring even money and not to rate teams. Winning matters, spreads do not.
 
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39. Anyone who calls Division I-AA by the new name "Division I Football Championship Subdivision" must receive one punch directly to the throat.

hahaha
 
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