Cocks apparently need lift...

[DarthVisor]

Not sure the "SC Vols" contingent would appreciate an insinuation they'd drink your rooster's juice. Next game you make it to be sure to get a mouthful and tell us how invigorating it is.
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Come on, you know they have been chugging the Cocktane. I think most of CT has been chugging it.

Give me about three weeks, and I will have a full-fledged report on the great taste and great responsibility that comes with a tall can of Cocktane.
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[tr763]

go fluff them up then

 

[govols/cc]

Come on, you know they have been chugging the Cocktane. I think most of CT has been chugging it.

Give me about three weeks, and I will have a full-fledged report on the great taste and great responsibility that comes with a tall can of Cocktane.
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Garcia said it was a good mixer with vodka.
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[UTC Vol Fan]

If you're going to quote Brian Fantana, get it right.
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I watched that movie everyday for like two years with my neighbor while attending college. If I wanted to get all official I would have done it this way:

Brian Fantana: Cocktane the Rooster Booster. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real cocks, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [downing a can of Cocktane] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

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[DarthVisor]

Garcia said it was a good mixer with vodka.
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That's what I have heard, too.
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[MemphianVol]

Thank goodness I avoided clicking on this while at work.