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TXA&M07

TXA&M07

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Allright VN. I kicked this idea around overnight and thought I'd see what the experts came of with. Let's see your funniest/famous coach quotes. Any sport, any team. Have at it.

I'm going with:

"we sent em' in the game....I dont think we shoulda sent em'...but the kids are playing their tails off AND THE COACHES ARE SCREWIN' IT UP!"
 
#2
#2
University of KY Basketball...not sure what year...Coach Rick Pitino in news conference after a loss...

Reporter: "Coach why did the other team beat you?"

Pitino: "BECAUSE THEY SCORED MORE POINTS THAN US!!!"
 
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#3
Oh yeah, and the ever infamous Bob Knight..."Bury me upside dwon so all my critics can kiss my a@#"
 
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#5
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
-- Lou Holtz
 
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#6
"THIS IS DIVISON 1 FOOTBALL!!!" - Dan Hawkins

"PLAYOFFS!?!?!?" - Jim Mora

"You . . . just . . . don't . . . . know" - Jim Mora
 
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#7
I know these are supposed to be coach quotes but in honor of the favor Auburn gave us this past Sat....

"If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother." -Bo Jackson
 
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#8
"she's a mother, of children"

Gundy - OSU

I don't think I have this one exactly correct. It may have been more like - "A mother brought this article to me, a mother of children"?
 
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#10
[SIZE=-1]When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that.

[/SIZE](Giving his definition of a "run-and-shoot" offense) "If my quarterback runs, I'll shoot him."

All from the next HC of UT :p
 
#11
#11
"They are who we thought they were. If you want to just crown them, then crown their a$$."
 
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#13
This quote reminds me of the UT-Florida game
"The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards".
- Terry Crisp, the ex-coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning after a 10-0 loss to the Calgary Flames.
 
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#14
GAVol said:
]"THIS IS DIVISON 1 FOOTBALL!!!" - Dan Hawkins[/B]"PLAYOFFS!?!?!?" - Jim Mora

"You . . . just . . . don't . . . . know" - Jim Mora
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they play this one here in aggieland ALL the time. Its priceless.

"Go play intramurals brotha.... Go play intramurals."
 
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#17
Not an actual real quote...from a sports movie...pertains well to the state of affairs at UT...

"Attitude reflects leadership, CAPTAIN!"
 
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#22
"This is the NFL which means NOT FOR LONG if you keep makin calls like that one."

-Jerry Glanville to an official.
 
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#25
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass."
-Bobby Knight
 
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