Cletus Jardine. My first post on Volnation. Go Vols!!!

[5FingerVolPunch]

This guy is good, but still not of the level of 0StarGeneral. I miss that guy.

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

You sure it wasn't Corso in an Elvis mask?

 

[VOLnMiami]

I went squirrel huntin’ yesterday and parked next to a tree,
When a ghostly figure with a curled up lip, plopped down beside me
He said Cletus, them analyst type sayin’ the Vols cant beat them mountaineers
But they don’t know, what lies inside of Pruitt’s Volunteers

He got into a karate stance and pointed to the sky
He then said “hubba hubba” and he looked me in the eye
He twanged on his guitar strangs and said Cletus tell all your friends
That the Vols gonna beat them West Virginia boys…….. 17-10!

Go Vols!!!

Too early to be drinking son....No way we hold that team to 10 points....Be lucky to hold them under 40

 

[Pruitt Will Do It]

Dana Holgorsen and the West Virginia Mountaineers checked into Heartbreak Hotel

 

[Roustabout]

Ah, I love a good novelty account. Witch Doctor is no longer with us iirc? I miss that guy.

Witch Doctor say Cletus been in pappy’s shine.

 

[utvolpj]

I foresee this schtick getting old quick

 

[Behr]

I foresee this schtick getting old quick

Already has. The language isn't consistent.

"He said".

"He then said".

What kinna hillbilly talks like that?

 

[Souce]

Already has. The language isn't consistent.

"He said".

"He then said".

What kinna hillbilly talks like that?

Hey Behr,

Congrats on the new YouTube channel!

 

[Ten_Titans]

I'm sure you are hilarious in person. I'm sure. But... You know... You aren't funny here, per se.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Between Cletus and Elvis picking us I think the Vegas line has to move!

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Cleitus was one of Alexander the Great's generals. They got into a drunken fight at a feast and Alexander threw a spear through Cleitus's heart.

 

[Jardine Brothers]

Witch Doctor say Cletus been in pappy’s shine.

Man it looks like I stepped into a hornets nest! Ha Ha!! I thought this site was about spreadin our pashion for our football team. The Jardine Brothers MO is stay positive suppport our team, and keep it fun! I aint got no experience on this social media stuff. I'm gonna have to get with Clem he is the brains of our outfit!

 

[JuicyBrucey]

Had me until this quote.. ya took it too far man. Your being called out on your hillbilliness.. possum gravy dont go with peanut butter or banannas..

******** blasphemy! Ain't nuthin possum gravy don't go with!