Claude McBride?

[Parys_Prince_of_Troy]

More fodder for the We-don't-get-any-respect POV, i guess. This is from NFL.com, NFL.com - NFL News

Defensive tackles

Tallest: Alan Branch, Michigan, 6-foot-5 6/8
Shortest: Keith Jackson, Arkansas, 6-foot 2/8
Heaviest: Quintin Echols, Kansas State, 328 pounds
Lightest: Claude McBride, Tennessee, 277 pounds

 

[emainvol]

his first name is claude

 

[VolinArizona]

More fodder for the We-don't-get-any-respect POV, i guess. This is from NFL.com, NFL.com - NFL News

Defensive tackles

Tallest: Alan Branch, Michigan, 6-foot-5 6/8
Shortest: Keith Jackson, Arkansas, 6-foot 2/8
Heaviest: Quintin Echols, Kansas State, 328 pounds
Lightest: Claude McBride, Tennessee, 277 pounds

You're silly. His name is Claude.

 

[VolinArizona]

NFL.com meeting after the season ended:

Boss: "Alright team, we need to cover defensive tackles today for the draft. We need to break it down into tallest, shortest, heaviest, and lightest, amongst other tiny tidbits. Let's do it!"

Guy 1: "Hey uh Boss, we can't find the first name for this Tennessee kid."

Boss: "Justin."

Guy 2: "No, the other one."

Boss: "They have another one?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, McBride. He's pretty good, but he plays at Tennessee. Hicks."

Boss: "And you can't find his name ANYWHERE?"

Guy 2: "Nope, we don't think he even exists. McBride? It could be a surname."

Boss: "Let's seeeeeeeeeeeeee ... McBride .... Tennessee .... hicks ........ hmmmm"

Guy 1: "Well?"

Boss: "Claude. Claude is a hick name, let's call him that. Claude McBride. yeahhhhhhhh, that has a nice ring to it."

The end.

 

[emainvol]

Ole Claude can line up next ta Jethro Harrell

YEEEEEE HAW!:crazy:

 

[Parys_Prince_of_Troy]

My my, don't I just feel completely silly now

 

[VolinArizona]

I think you should have a Claude McBride avatar for 1 year to make up for your wicked ways.

 

[Ohio Vol]

Turk McBride just has such a nice ring to it that Claude McBride doesn't. Claude McBride sounds like a center for the Maple Leafs.