Chuck Norris thread

[PowerT83]

Not even Google will mess with Chuck.

Chuck Norris - Google Search

 

[jamesd1628]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

 

[Volsfan895]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip

 

[Volsfan895]

The best part of waking up isn't Foldgers in your cup.....it's knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep

 

[Volsfan895]

Chuck Norris visited Europe once......we call this catistrophic event the Black Plauge

 

[Volsfan895]

They say Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer......too bad he never cries

 

[Volsfan895]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to seduce or persuade women to have sex with him.....he simply says NOW

 

[RockyTop572]

I can't believe these are still popular. I remember first reading some of these literally 5 years ago. Every now and then I still read one that I think is kind of clever but overall I find it hard pressed to read one I've never seen.

 

[Volsfan895]

Yea, I haven't heard one or told one in maby a year...but still funny

 

[RockyTop572]

I mean all the same jokes can be used for ___________. Fill in the blank. There are just as many Jack Bauer jokes.

 

[Mike_Who]

Welcome to 2006

 

[OrangeWilly]

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[OrangeWilly]

Here is another version:

Cole Hamels Facts dot com

 

[the.one.the.only]

I have to admit, the first time I read all those Chuck Norris jokes I couldn't stop laughing. Now, not so much.

 

[bigtime]

Stallone could whoop Chuck's ass!(as rambo that is, out of character Stallone gets hospitalized)