chuck norris jokes

[OrangeEmpire]

Chuck Norris uses hot sauce for eye drops.

 

[vader]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[SergeantVol]

ahhh Chuck Norris jokes...

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table...the only element that Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprize.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Chuck Norris does not read books, he stares at them until they speak themselves.

 

[Thrasher865]

NO! No! No! No, no, no, no, NO!

 

[SergeantVol]

I revived this thread from almost 6 years ago just for you, Thrasher!

 

[LadyinOrange]

They tried to market Chuck Norris toilet paper but it failed. It wouldn't take crap off of anybody.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies that you might miss, Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may only be seconds from death.