Christmas Gift.

[surrealvol]

Okay, let's try another one.

In this thread you pick a particular poster, and tell us what you would buy him or her for Christmas, okay?

I'll start by saying that I would buy owb a UVa sweatshirt.

Oh, by the way, try to be a bit of an irritant with the gift...or a bit humorous...or a bit facetious...or, well, you get the picture!

 

[volmanjr]

I'd get JMX a shepard's staff.

 

[volmanjr]

I'd get LIO a new Spellchecking software program.

 

[volmanjr]

GAVol- new orange spandex jumpsuit

Freak- a pack of hotdogs

Storm- a lightning rod

Otis- a sixpack

toddbond- a self help book on improving your personality

orangetd88- a screw Vandy avatar

 

[GAVol]

Volmanjr - a copy of the Kinsey Report to examine why he always associates mw with spandex.

 

[volmanjr]

OWB- an "I'm with Stupid " t-shirt

Volunteer- sound effects machine for "Get Involved"

CBC- voice recogintion software so he wouldn't have to type his posts

 

[orangetd88]

LIO-auto spell checker for the board

 

[GAVol]

Donsargegolf - A "Wish you were here" postcard.

 

[orangetd88]

Milo-a tutorial on how much the PAC-10 sucks compared to the SEC

 

[volmanjr]

thebradman- a remote controlled Zambony

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

OWB - Dallas Cowboys "Cheerleaders" poster. :biggrin2:

Surreal - Va Tech "We just CHOKE shirt" and a replica Town of Mayberry Deputy Fife badge. :thumbsup:

Milo - 2 tix for UT vs Bama in Neyland. Its different in the SEC, ENJOY Man! eace:

Lex- sorry not for you, but all of the Vol baby (girl) sleepers, bottles, sippers, baby bows, blankets. Oh yea, have to throw in a UT Barbie cheerleader doll (its a collector now)

Donsarge- Randy Sanders relocates, love thy neighbor. :whistling: :huggy: :birgits_giggle:

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Surreal and OWB- Gift certificate from Allied Moving, so they can get their butts out of Va. and down here where they belong!

Everyone at the Nation- An iggy button that filters out QB threads!

 

[LadyinOrange]

I wouldn't get anybody anything. Y'all can buy your own durn presents.







:lol:

Just kidding.

 

[orange+white=heaven]

Scrooge-ette! :angel:

 

[VOLracerx]

I would get someone to pull surreal's finger - that's along time to hold one in!!!

 

[milohimself]

Originally posted by orangetd88@Dec 6, 2005 8:53 PM
Milo-a tutorial on how much the PAC-10 sucks compared to the SEC 

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I would get otd88 the book "Offensive Football for Dummies"

I would get it for every other SEC fan around the country but I don't really feel like footing a 20 billion dollar bill.

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by orange+white=heaven@Dec 7, 2005 11:13 AM
Surreal and OWB- Gift certificate from Allied Moving, so they can get their butts out of Va. and down here where they belong!

Everyone at the Nation- An iggy button that filters out QB threads!

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I'm just 10 minutes from the border. I can get out quick if something goes down. Surreal is another story. He might as well be Hokie. I think that the has even considered it. Now that I think about it, I believe he has a degrees from both UT and VT.




Oops, did I just let that out of the bag? :birgits_giggle:

 

[VOLracerx]

I would give OWB one of those plastic Pig Soooooooie hats.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

I would get JR some killer nunchucks he can fit in his locker

USAF_Vol would get to take both new years and christmas off this year

 

[volmanjr]

5 disc collector set of Chuck's greatest movies for RockyTopEmpire

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

I think he has compiled enough quality movie rolls to fit onto a 1.44 mb floppy....but it's the thought that counts lol

 

[Jmxvol]

I'd get VolmanJr. a Chamika Coleslaw jersey

 

[surrealvol]

I'd get milo a loft for his dorm room at ASU.

 

[volmanjr]

dolphin free tuna for dan4vols

 

[Lexvol]

David Carradine Underoos for Volmanjr