Checker Neyland is so awesome. It looks so awesome on TV. It looks even more so awesome in person. Only Bammers and people who reheat fish in the office microwave would hate Checker Neyland. People who participate in Checker Neyland are medically proven to have improved cardiovascular performance, longer and more restful sleep, a higher rate of swipe rights in Tinder, and a healthier, shinier coat. Checker Neyland even cures common diseases like psoriasis, irritable bowel syndrome, and supporting Vanderbilt football. It's the new miracle tonic of the modern age. These are all facts. The science is unquestionable.
Checker Neyland: For a better, happier (*), heathier you.
* - As long as you already bought your tickets to the game.