Little Johnny Gator's teacher decided to ask all of the kids what their fathers did for a living. One by one, each of the students goes up to the head of the class, and all of the normal responses come out, Fireman, Policeman, Banker.
Well the teacher notices that little Johnny Gator is not participating and she asks him to go next. Lil johnny goes to the front and says," My daddy is a stripper at a mens club in the city, and sometimes if the money's right, he'll go out back with a guy and fix him up"
WEll the teacher is very shocked by this and she sends all of the kids except little johnny outside to play. then she asks johnny if what he said was true.
Johnny Gator replies, "No, he's actually just a diehard University of Florida fan and a journalist who writes stories for CBSsports but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of everyone."
goofball? that was my bet and I'm damn serious about it. I even volunteered to do all of the escrowing, so as to facilitate quicker payments after I win.
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