CBP joke

[BACKDOC]

A UK fan died and went to heaven. In the distance he saw a man wearing an orange blazer, sweating profusely, and walking on water. The fan told St. Peter, "I didn't know that Bruce Pearl was dead." St. Pete replied, "oh that's god he only thinks he's Bruce Pearl."

 

[MphsBlues]

:lolabove:

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

A UK fan died and went to heaven. In the distance he saw a man wearing an orange blazer, sweating profusely, and walking on water. The fan told St. Peter, "I didn't know that Bruce Pearl was dead." St. Pete replied, "oh that's god he only thinks he's Bruce Pearl."

:ermm:

 

[GoVols817]

UK fans go to heaven?

 

[rockydoc]

A UK fan died and went to heaven. In the distance he saw a man wearing an orange blazer, sweating profusely, and walking on water. The fan told St. Peter, "I didn't know that Bruce Pearl was dead." St. Pete replied, "oh that's god he only thinks he's Bruce Pearl."

Is this your best stuff?:unsure:

 

[MphsBlues]

Lighten up,folks. It's a joke - much like KY hoops is this year

 

[crazyguy]

nice.

 

[mattvols]

Lighten up,folks. It's a joke - much like KY hoops is this year

This was much, much funnier then original joke, yet only decently funny

 

[hortont]

Lighten up,folks. It's a joke - much like KY hoops is this year

Don't you mean Alabama football?

 

[ThisIsWhyImHot]

Don't you mean Alabama football?

the team that beat us 41-17?

 

[Volsfan895]

the team that beat us 41-17?

nope, the team that got beat my uLmlol:

 

[BACKDOC]

Is this your best stuff?:unsure:

It was written by Rick Bragg who has won more pultizer prizes than yoe ever will. Of course his joke was about the Bear.

 

[tvolsfan]

It was written by Rick Bragg who has won more pultizer prizes than yoe ever will. Of course his joke was about the Bear.

If you are referring to "All Over But the Shoutin'," I'm pretty sure he was just talking about a joke he had heard. It wasn't his own.