Did you hear that they can't have any more parties at SC?
The guy who knew the recipe for ice graduated.
Why does the Gamecocks football team wear uniforms made out of polyester?
No virgin wool within a hundred miles of Columbia!
How many Gamecock Grads does it take to eat an armadillo?
3 -- One to eat it and two to watch for cars.
How come Gamecocks don't drink Kool-Aid?
Because thay can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in the little package.
Did you hear about the SC Grad that locked his keys in his car?
He couldn't get his family out.
How do you keep an SC sorority girl in the shower all day?
Give her shampoo that says lather, rinse, repeat.
Why do SC grads keep their diplomas on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.
Two SC grads were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk, licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first guy says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do THAT." The second guy replies, "Yeah, me too, but I wouldn't want to try it." The other guy asks, "Why not?" "Because," the second guy replies, "I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
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