Careful Guys!

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tim

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Beer Warning!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume
a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached
sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desire to sleep with horrific looking
women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the n ight before, often with just a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support
group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
 
#2
#2
I am extra susceptible to this scam, as a beautiful woman only has to whisper Newcastle in my ear to have her way with me.
 
#6
#6
i'm not a redneck, rednecks live out in trailor parks. i do however have a gmc z71 4x4 extended cab. but it's an '08 and fully loaded. can we just say country boy? also i don't wear wranglers or belt buckles, but i do love some skoal and redman
 
#8
#8
no thanks, kodiak killed me on wintergreen. use to dip kodiak way back in the day, then i quit for like 3 or 4 months, and my buddy had one on him so i bummed a dip, and put a hog in and got sick as a dog. can't even be around the smell of kodiak wintergreen without being sick. i'm a skoal mint kind of a guy
 
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#9
i'm not a redneck, rednecks live out in trailor parks. i do however have a gmc z71 4x4 extended cab. but it's an '08 and fully loaded. can we just say country boy? also i don't wear wranglers or belt buckles, but i do love some skoal and redman

Rednecks delight

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#10
#10
*wonders what the gas mileage is on that thing :blink:
 
#12
#12
heck, it's not the hotties handing out beer that should worry you...it's the "goggle babes" that start buying after you've already had a few.....
 

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