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A Hog fan "friend" of mine just sent these. They were funnier when they were Gator jokes, but if you can't laugh at yourself...
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: What is CLK's main concern regarding NCAA rules?
A: Is bail money an extra benefit?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car. Who is driving?
A: A policeman
Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a violation of their parole to associate with known felons.
The Tennessee Athletic Department has just announced a new honor system..."Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor."
The Volunteers are hoping for a perfect season next year...12 arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: What is the first thing the Volunteers will study during spring practice next year?
A: Their Miranda rights.
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: What is CLK's main concern regarding NCAA rules?
A: Is bail money an extra benefit?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car. Who is driving?
A: A policeman
Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a violation of their parole to associate with known felons.
The Tennessee Athletic Department has just announced a new honor system..."Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor."
The Volunteers are hoping for a perfect season next year...12 arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: What is the first thing the Volunteers will study during spring practice next year?
A: Their Miranda rights.
