Cal Football Planning Nice Surprise for Vols!

They may be some of the same women. Nothing like southern CA doctors to cure ugliness.

the plastic surgury theory is true, but a bit overblown. The fact is a) we have good weather which encourages women to keep fit and b) we get the most attractive women in the country moving here because of the movie industry. my $.02.
 
the plastic surgury theory is true, but a bit overblown. The fact is a) we have good weather which encourages women to keep fit and b) we get the most attractive women in the country moving here because of the movie industry. my $.02.

Just kiddin. I agree. It's about looks out in CA and there are plenty of lookers.
 
The hot ones go to UCLA and USC. Stanford has worst looking women than Cal does. And of the attractive women in the bay area 90% were not born there. Many come from southern california or new york. The coed rankings in the pac-10 are as follows:

1) ASU
BIG DROP
2) UA
3) USC
4) UCLA
BIG DROP
5) UW
6) Oregon
7) OSU
8) Cal
9) Stanford
10) WSU
From my experience, I'd flip Arizona and SC. Otherwise, you're accurate in your assessment.
 
Here is the story. Bottom line is that you can expect to hear chants of "PAC-10" at the beginning of the 4th quarter. Why?

First, Mike Dunbar (offensive coordinator) is gone. The offense was a confusing mess last year, but seeing how Spring practice went, things are on track, and Tubby Longshore is losing weight.

Second, Syd'Quan Thompson has experience, and you won't burn him like you did last year.

Third, Berkeley ain't Rocky Top. Since 90% of your state's residents have never travelled more than 45 miles from their homes, the "sea of orange" will be more like a few fat drunk guys in the corner of the stadium. The game will be sold out, and Memorial Stadium can get very loud.

Fourth, your talent graduated. In the spirit of your sports columnist, David Climer, Longshore will be doing "fish-in-the-barrel target practice" against Tennessee's "step-slow defense."

Revenge will be sweet. GO BEARS.

:finger3: How about shut the hell up?
 
you guys have to stop confusing me saying my team doesn't suck with me talking smack.
Actually, if you read the thread, I was talking about the title of said thread. While the author of this thread is obviously a flaming troll, I don't consider you to be that. I respect your opinions (except all the BS about recruiting services and their opinions, don't get heated up I'm talking about all recruiting BS) so chill out and don't take everything so personally. Take a breath, read the post and digest it's content before responding. It's all good, brother.
 
they can call themselves the "authority on cal recruiting" as much as they want but they don't have a single analyst in northern california.
How are you a Cal analyst living in LA? You know what they say about the pot calling the kettle black. I guess their long range analysis is inferior to your long range analysis
 
How are you a Cal analyst living in LA? You know what they say about the pot calling the kettle black. I guess their long range analysis is inferior to your long range analysis

who said I was a cal analyst? i don't go to practices or talk to tedford. Scout has 2 guys fulltime doing that. that's why i rely on their stats rather than rivals.
 
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