Boob Grabbing Reduces Risk of Cancer

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Just a hunch... but I'm guessing this research was done by a bunch of men.

Squeezing Changes Breast Cancer Cells - Business Insider

According to a new study, squeezing breasts can prevent cancer. Yes, really.

More specifically, the, ahem, fresh research from UC Berkeley and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory found that mechanical force can stop the rapid growth of cancer cells as well as guide them back to a normal, healthy growth pattern.

 

[volger]

Applying for the lead researcher position as we speak.

Save the Tatas!

 

[bamacheats]

Really? Cause I just grabbed a hot chick's boob at the gym. She doesn't believe this story nor is she pleased.

 

[Orangesmokey]

Really? Cause I just grabbed a hot chick's boob at the gym. She doesn't believe this story nor is she pleased.

:lolabove:

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Applying for the lead researcher position as we speak.

Save the Tatas!

I hear the pay isn't all that good... but they offer a nice benefits package. k:

Really? Cause I just grabbed a hot chick's boob at the gym. She doesn't believe this story nor is she pleased.

And I'm sure you did so purely for the benefit of her health. :yes:

I guess some women are just ungrateful for the selfless acts and sacrifices we men make.

 

[volger]

All in the name of science of course.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Good. My ol' lady is gonna hate to hear this, cause now I'm gonna use both hands!

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

What about motorboats?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Really? Cause I just grabbed a hot chick's boob at the gym. She doesn't believe this story nor is she pleased.

Maybe she wants cancer?

 

[TrueOrange]

Applying for the lead researcher position as we speak.

Save the Tatas!

Save 2nd base!

 

[TrueOrange]

All in the name of science of course.

...I really want to do that and yell "for science!" now

 

[golfballs]

:boobies:

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Perfect Ad Slogan: "Grab A Pair, and Don't Let Cancer Steal 2nd Base!"

 

[bamacheats]

Maybe she wants cancer?

I guess this makes me an oncologist. Dr. Bamacheats.

 

[Cyclopskiller]

What about motorboats?

Never owned one, but I hear maintenance is costly..

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Never owned one, but I hear maintenance is costly..

Gotta winterize this time of year.

 

[ToineMac]

Perfect Ad Slogan: "Grab A Pair, and Don't Let Cancer Steal 2nd Base!"

This is a sentiment I can get behind.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

What about motorboats?

Required treatment imo, iirc, tifwiw.

 

[aredfox28]

Well heck, hold on i'll be right back.... Hey hunnnn!!

 

[Jax_Vol]

Well, if it supports women's health..l

 

[Crew]

Science!!!

 

[govols/cc]

It also contributes to male blindness.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I can now prove to Red that all this time I've been helping her out.

 

[mre1237]

The most important thing for a ladies breast is to make sure all lactation is removed by mouth!

 

[ToineMac]

Baby, I just want to save you from cancer. Now bring me them:run::boobies: