Blonde Joke

[Jasongivm6]

A Redhead, brunette and blonde were at the doctor's office to check on their unborn babies.

The redhead says, "I'm going to have a boy!"

The blonde asks, "Well, how do you know?"

The redhead replies, "Because I was on top."


Then the brunette says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl!"

And the blonde asks, "Well, how do you know?"

And the brunette replies, "Well, I was on bottom."

Then the blonde starts crying uncontrollably.


The redhead and brunette both ask, "What's wrong, dear?"


And the blonde screams, "I'm having PUPPIES!!!!!!!!"

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

:birgits_giggle:

 

[OWB]

:biggrin2:

 

[checkerboard_charly]

i have a joke. will probaly get edited but here goes.


"how do u get 4 gay guys on one stool?"

FLIP IT OVER

lol: lol: lol: lol:

 

[surrealvol]

A young blonde-headed woman returned to her dormitory on campus and found sixteen of her friends to go back to a particular movie with her because the sign on the ticket office window read: "Under 17 not admitted".

 

[bravevol]

a blonde was in the middle of a corn feild in a boat rowing with oars when another blonde drives by in her car, she gets out and says, "your the reason we get called dumb blondes and then she says if i could swim out there i would kick you A#s!

 

[hohenfelsvol]

One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears. The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."

 

[K-town98]

Q: what is a smart blond?

A: a golden Retriever

 

[ColtsFan87]

What do you call a bunch of blondes lined up ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

 

[Jasongivm6]

What do you call a blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette?

A naked fake blonde doing cartwheels.