Best Prayer of All Time

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crusse10

THIS MAN IS A PERVERT
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Courtesy of Family Baptist in Lebanon, TN

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8[/youtube]
 
#6
#6
Haha you are not human if you do not at least crack a smile.
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#9
#9
Boogity, boogity, boogity! When you get your chance, make it memorable!
 
#12
#12
It would have been fine, if not for the sponsor mentions. Hell, I had a coach that would pray like this:
"Lawd, please let us spread the floor and run the court. Please let my pg handle the ball and stop at the ft line on a 3 on 2. Help my soft bigman to box out and act like a man tonight. Help us to trap well and not let the man split it. And help us to play defense, so the team we play remembers what happened when they were here. Help us concentrate on free throws when it's crunch time, and keep our throats clear of the choke. And help my boys realize that if they don't play with heart tonight, we'll be at the gym at 5 in the AM. Amen"
 
#13
#13
Well, it wasn't a selfish prayer (he never asked anything for himself)... and he did give plenty of thanks and praises. :)
 
#18
#18
That was pretty damn good. Did he get inspiration from this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg[/youtube]
 
#19
#19
What in the hell?! Yet another reason for me to hate NASCAR and not go to church.

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#21
#21
If you're going to embrace being trashy, do it somewhere other than in prayer. I think this is disgraceful.
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#22
#22
Too bad that he forgot to thank God for meth, that would have been most appropriate and received the loudest cheer.
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#23
#23
jwp1223 just issued me the wambulance. He must not know my VN persona very well. I will allow this slight insult to pass this time. 196 posts isn't enough time for us to judge each other.
 
#25
#25
That was pretty damn good. Did he get inspiration from this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg[/youtube]

I was gonna come into this thread and mention how it reminded me of this, but there you go.

I haven't really been keeping up with this, but I'm surprised the evangelical community isn't more upset by this.
 

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