Best fantasy football names

[Exfix]

What's your team name and what's the best/funniest you've heard?

Edit: trying to keep this clean enough to avoid removal

 

[jmpearso]

Drake's New Favorite Team

 

[vader]

The best one I have seen was a Kansas City fan in my league a couple of years ago.

"Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe"

 

[NashVol11]

Show Me Your TDs

 

[IndianapolisVol]

Big OL TD's
Skittles, taste Dwayne Bowe
Got Weeden my pocket
Gronkitis
Bortles of Champagne
WD Forte
Forte oz Drank

 

[Crew]

Ignorant Bastards Inc.
Atomic Pink Tacos
The Thundering Schmoes of West Texas
Flatulent Wives Club

 

[Nerd-Vol]

ESPeNis

 

[crusse10]

For years I was Kibbles n' Vicks
Last year I also used Beggin' Vicks

This year I'm going with Alshon's Pump n' Save. Made this picture for my team. (Part of the reason is cause I'm rollin' with Alshon and Jay Cutler)

 

[n_huffhines]

My league does themes for names every year and I won best name this season. The theme is natural disasters...my team name is "Haboobie Miles".

 

[mcashawn0304]

Mike Vick in a box

 

[JohnMarxism]

Big TD's, No Bush (Current name)
Plaxidental Shooting (Used this one 2 years ago and won)
Plaxidental Discharge

Le'Veon's Blount
I Came in Like a Montee Ball

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

Rob Ryan's Glorious Mane.

 

[JonGrudensAgent]

nm

 

[Blake25p]

Beats By Ray
Kush Gordon

 

[JohnMarxism]

For you GoT fans,

A Manning-ster Always Pays His Debts (yahoo leagues prevent me from using that one)
A Lion-ster " "
A Lannister Always Plays His Dez
Demaryius Targaryan

 

[Vols520]

Vito Cammisano

 

[WarDamnVols]

Mine this year is Decker Like Rice

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Considering I have had every player implicated on domestic assault charges this season I changes my team name. It is now the Domestic Violators. Ike Turner is my mascot.