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Lovely Jennifer Tilly
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, slumps on the sofa in front of the television and says to his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious and starts yelling, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing more than a lazy, fat, drunken slob "
The man sighs and says, "It's started."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious and starts yelling, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing more than a lazy, fat, drunken slob "
The man sighs and says, "It's started."
