Bear Bryant

[vols kick balls]

A game. Name all the things Bear Bryant invented/did/made.


Bear Bryant invented football

 

[tvolsfan]

Bear Bryant won 34 national titles.

 

[vols kick balls]

Bear Bryant invented the missionary position

 

[TennesseeFan07]

lol:

 

[awebb7]

Bear Bryant won a pee wee national championship, playing ironman, at the tender age of 18 months.

 

[VolfanMike]

Bear Bryant invented the wheel

 

[JAllen18]

Bear Bryant invented "Teabagging"

 

[tennessee77]

WMD's are in Bear hat

 

[KCVolLaw]

Bear Bryant invented the missionary position

:lolabove:

 

[GoVols817]

Bear Bryant invented ratting on other schools. (Ask Auburn)

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Bear Bryant invented the Donkey Punch!!:boxing2:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Is dead...

 

[rjl4tnvols]

Bear Bryant invented the light bulb, and in Alabama they are still talking about what a great job he did.

 

[Themanfromtn]

Bear Bryant coined the term "Cow College":blink:

 

[KLayneUT8]

chuck norris pooped out bear bryant

 

[All Vol!]

Bear Bryant co-invented the internet with Al Gore.

 

[Alley]

Bear Bryant tattooed the first "tramp stamps".

Wrote Star Wars then sold the script to George Lucas.

Scored Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly then sold the rights to [SIZE=-1]Ennio Morricone[/SIZE].

Invented anti-lock brakes and airbags in one huge belch.

The list goes on and on...

 

[Cincy Vol o5]

Bear Bryant beat a brick wall in tennis and football at the same time.

 

[Cincy Vol o5]

Bear Bryant built the house he was born in.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Bear Bryant invinted the egg before the chicken!...OR.....was it the chicken before the egg????:crazy:

 

[thagodfather]

paul invented being an a$$hole, being neyland's b#*&h, and being the most overrated coach in college football history. i can't stand that son of a bammer.

 

[vols2048]

in 1978, Bear Bryant led a team composed of middle school football players to a 14-7 victory over Penn State in the Sugar Bowl for their 10th National Title.

In a post game interview, Tide Quarterback Billy Johnson was quoted as saying "Football Shmootball, I just wanna go play halo"

That's right

Bear Bryant invented Halo too

 

[Volsfan895]

in 1978, Bear Bryant led a team composed of middle school football players to a 14-7 victory over Penn State in the Sugar Bowl for their 10th National Title.

In a post game interview, Tide Quarterback Billy Johnson was quoted as saying "Football Shmootball, I just wanna go play halo"

That's right

Bear Bryant invented Halo too

and I always thought Bungie made the greatest game EVER:whistling:

 

[eloist]

Bear Bryant did NOT write the 7 maxims.

 

[05_never_again]

chuck norris pooped out bear bryant

bear bryant pooped out tim tebow, and tebow is now bear bryant incarnate.