volmanjr
Just Living the Good Life!
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Did you hear about the Bammer who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? she can't touch it till she's 14
What's the most popular pickup line in Bama? "Nice tooth!"
How do you know you're in a Bama motel? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink." and the person at the desk says "Go ahead"
What is a Bammer's defense in court? "Honest, your Honor , I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in Bama to 32.... they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call "Hee Haw" in Bama? a documentary or Life styles of the rich and famous
How many Bammers does it take to eat a possum? 3 one to eat , one to watch for traffic and one to blame the driver for hitting the possum that wouldn't get out of the road
A Bammer is pulled over on I 65 and the officer asks " Got any ID?" and the Bammer replies "Bout what?"
Did you hear about the new $3,000,000 Bama State lottery? The winner gets $3 a yr for a million yrs.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Bama? Everyone has the same DNA
Did you hear the governor's mansion in Bama burned down? Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
What's the best thing to come out of Bama? I- 65 north
What's the most popular pickup line in Bama? "Nice tooth!"
How do you know you're in a Bama motel? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink." and the person at the desk says "Go ahead"
What is a Bammer's defense in court? "Honest, your Honor , I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in Bama to 32.... they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call "Hee Haw" in Bama? a documentary or Life styles of the rich and famous
How many Bammers does it take to eat a possum? 3 one to eat , one to watch for traffic and one to blame the driver for hitting the possum that wouldn't get out of the road
A Bammer is pulled over on I 65 and the officer asks " Got any ID?" and the Bammer replies "Bout what?"
Did you hear about the new $3,000,000 Bama State lottery? The winner gets $3 a yr for a million yrs.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Bama? Everyone has the same DNA
Did you hear the governor's mansion in Bama burned down? Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
What's the best thing to come out of Bama? I- 65 north
