Bama getting a live mascot

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My roommate who is an Alabama fan sent me this yesterday. Just seeing what you thought about this. I find it hard to get that big thing into the stadium, and he def. can't walk on the field. Your thoughts???


A Magical Moment
By Gilbert Lowell

"At the end of the quarter, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, the elephants are coming,' and out stamped this Alabama varsity."
I doubt Everett Strupper could foresee what that one passage would create the day he put it in his article for the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
In the ultra-competitive SEC, coaches and school officials are looking for that extra something that might bring in a few more dollars or that prize recruit. The University of Alabama, obviously, doesn't need much more to impress recruits and donors. They have the Bryant Museum, 12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, a 94,000 seat stadium, Nick Saban, and this fall, Albatross.
Albatross, a 9,000 pound African elephant, will make her debut September 1, 2007 in Tuscaloosa. Quoting one university official who asked to remain anonymous; "Most universities have that 'magical moment' prior to the start of the game. Auburn has the eagle flight. Florida State has the Seminole that rides out on his horse. USC has the horse riding Trojan. As a program, we were looking for that 'magical moment', and with Albatross, I think we have found it. Also, Bo Bice is working on a song titled 'This is Alabama Football' and our production staff is working on a video that will play as the team and Albatross makes their entrance. I think our fans will love what we have in store for them this season."
A magical moment indeed - the closest any program could come, as far as size, would be Colorado when "Ralphie", a 2,000 pound buffalo, makes his entrance, but even he is dwarfed when compared to Albatross.
Roger Brakett, the man responsible for watching over Albatross, says that fans are in for a gigantic treat on September 1. "The university doesn't have the means to take care of a full grown elephant, but luckily, the Birmingham Zoo was gracious enough to let her live on their elephant grounds. We have had this idea for a couple of years now, but, as I'm sure you can imagine, getting an elephant use to 90 something thousand people is next to impossible. She was a circus elephant with Barnum and Bailey for 8 years, so she is use to crowds, its just been a chore trying to get her use to such an enormous crowd."
Roger is sure Albatross will be ready come September 1. "Alba will be ready, the question is, will Western Carolina and the fans be ready for her?"
In sports writing, you are never sure what your next article will revolve around, but come Sunday, September 2, I am sure my article will start with; "At the start of the game, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, Albatross is coming', and out stamped the mighty elephant, and the Crimson Tide soon followed, and a magical moment it was."

About Gilbert Lowell
Gilbert Lowell covers the University of Alabama for The Lincoln Daily.
Contact Gilbert Lowell
Phone: 205-763-9210
Fax: 205-763-7239
 
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Here's what the bammers were sold and they love it
 

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You are right, they better get a huge shovel for whoever has that job. LOL Surely they are not going to let a 9000 pound elephant walk around the field. That would have to leave some major marks on the field.
 
#7
#7
my roommate said the place would go nuts if Saban would ride in on that elephant.


Saban is going to ride in on it PBR style with a cowboy hat and spurs with it stomping, bucking and rearing up. I think he can stay on it for 8 seconds.:rock:
 
#9
#9
There's no way your gettin an elephant n the stadium, those things r huge. i hope he takes a dump on the A
 
#10
#10
My roommate who is an Alabama fan sent me this yesterday. Just seeing what you thought about this. I find it hard to get that big thing into the stadium, and he def. can't walk on the field. Your thoughts???


A Magical Moment
By Gilbert Lowell

"At the end of the quarter, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, the elephants are coming,' and out stamped this Alabama varsity."
I doubt Everett Strupper could foresee what that one passage would create the day he put it in his article for the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
In the ultra-competitive SEC, coaches and school officials are looking for that extra something that might bring in a few more dollars or that prize recruit. The University of Alabama, obviously, doesn't need much more to impress recruits and donors. They have the Bryant Museum, 12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, a 94,000 seat stadium, Nick Saban, and this fall, Albatross.
Albatross, a 9,000 pound African elephant, will make her debut September 1, 2007 in Tuscaloosa. Quoting one university official who asked to remain anonymous; "Most universities have that 'magical moment' prior to the start of the game. Auburn has the eagle flight. Florida State has the Seminole that rides out on his horse. USC has the horse riding Trojan. As a program, we were looking for that 'magical moment', and with Albatross, I think we have found it. Also, Bo Bice is working on a song titled 'This is Alabama Football' and our production staff is working on a video that will play as the team and Albatross makes their entrance. I think our fans will love what we have in store for them this season."
A magical moment indeed - the closest any program could come, as far as size, would be Colorado when "Ralphie", a 2,000 pound buffalo, makes his entrance, but even he is dwarfed when compared to Albatross.
Roger Brakett, the man responsible for watching over Albatross, says that fans are in for a gigantic treat on September 1. "The university doesn't have the means to take care of a full grown elephant, but luckily, the Birmingham Zoo was gracious enough to let her live on their elephant grounds. We have had this idea for a couple of years now, but, as I'm sure you can imagine, getting an elephant use to 90 something thousand people is next to impossible. She was a circus elephant with Barnum and Bailey for 8 years, so she is use to crowds, its just been a chore trying to get her use to such an enormous crowd."
Roger is sure Albatross will be ready come September 1. "Alba will be ready, the question is, will Western Carolina and the fans be ready for her?"
In sports writing, you are never sure what your next article will revolve around, but come Sunday, September 2, I am sure my article will start with; "At the start of the game, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, Albatross is coming', and out stamped the mighty elephant, and the Crimson Tide soon followed, and a magical moment it was."

About Gilbert Lowell
Gilbert Lowell covers the University of Alabama for The Lincoln Daily.
Contact Gilbert Lowell
Phone: 205-763-9210
Fax: 205-763-7239


I like a writer that has his facts straight.
 
#11
#11
Sounds like animal cruelty. They should send their elephant to Hohenwald to live with the other retired performing elephants.
 
#12
#12
My roommate who is an Alabama fan sent me this yesterday. Just seeing what you thought about this. I find it hard to get that big thing into the stadium, and he def. can't walk on the field. Your thoughts???


A Magical Moment
By Gilbert Lowell

"At the end of the quarter, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, the elephants are coming,' and out stamped this Alabama varsity."
I doubt Everett Strupper could foresee what that one passage would create the day he put it in his article for the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
In the ultra-competitive SEC, coaches and school officials are looking for that extra something that might bring in a few more dollars or that prize recruit. The University of Alabama, obviously, doesn't need much more to impress recruits and donors. They have the Bryant Museum, 12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, a 94,000 seat stadium, Nick Saban, and this fall, Albatross.
Albatross, a 9,000 pound African elephant, will make her debut September 1, 2007 in Tuscaloosa. Quoting one university official who asked to remain anonymous; "Most universities have that 'magical moment' prior to the start of the game. Auburn has the eagle flight. Florida State has the Seminole that rides out on his horse. USC has the horse riding Trojan. As a program, we were looking for that 'magical moment', and with Albatross, I think we have found it. Also, Bo Bice is working on a song titled 'This is Alabama Football' and our production staff is working on a video that will play as the team and Albatross makes their entrance. I think our fans will love what we have in store for them this season."
A magical moment indeed - the closest any program could come, as far as size, would be Colorado when "Ralphie", a 2,000 pound buffalo, makes his entrance, but even he is dwarfed when compared to Albatross.
Roger Brakett, the man responsible for watching over Albatross, says that fans are in for a gigantic treat on September 1. "The university doesn't have the means to take care of a full grown elephant, but luckily, the Birmingham Zoo was gracious enough to let her live on their elephant grounds. We have had this idea for a couple of years now, but, as I'm sure you can imagine, getting an elephant use to 90 something thousand people is next to impossible. She was a circus elephant with Barnum and Bailey for 8 years, so she is use to crowds, its just been a chore trying to get her use to such an enormous crowd."
Roger is sure Albatross will be ready come September 1. "Alba will be ready, the question is, will Western Carolina and the fans be ready for her?"
In sports writing, you are never sure what your next article will revolve around, but come Sunday, September 2, I am sure my article will start with; "At the start of the game, the earth started to tremble, there was a distant rumble that continued to grow. Some excited fan in the stands bellowed, 'Hold your horses, Albatross is coming', and out stamped the mighty elephant, and the Crimson Tide soon followed, and a magical moment it was."

About Gilbert Lowell
Gilbert Lowell covers the University of Alabama for The Lincoln Daily.
Contact Gilbert Lowell
Phone: 205-763-9210
Fax: 205-763-7239

to be frank, this is a really stupid idea.
 
#14
#14
Nobody has told the Bammers yet but first on the list for the live Elephant mascot is Rosie. Ssshhhhh....
 
#16
#16
Smacks of desperation. Kinda like getting Botox or a facelift rather than realizing you're just getting old. :)
 
#18
#18
That would provide years of comedic gold that I can't even begin to imagine. :yess:

no they were pumped about it, sayin if he did that the place would go nuts. to me i'd feel like i was at a circus, i'm sure bear bryant would be rolling over in his grave
 
#19
#19
Oh pleeeeeeaaaaaaasseee let Saban ride in on an elephant. Can you imagine the potential? That would rank close to the top in homerificness.
 
#20
#20
What's the over/under on how long 9,000 pounds of meat remains walking in Alabama? When you're used to possum and goat, I bet elephant is a delicacy. Plus, I'm guessing that two tusks will make a bunch of false teeth. . . .and you KNOW those are in demand!
 
#21
#21
Just dump some mice out there in front of it old-school cartoon style....halftime entertainment.
 
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#22
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#23
#23
Just dump some mice out there in front of it old-school cartoon style....halftime entertainment.
That sir, is hilarious. I'm just glad I wasn't taking a sip of my cold one when I read that, otherwise it would have been spewed on my monitor screen via my nostrils.
 
#24
#24
There's no way your gettin an elephant n the stadium, those things r huge. i hope he takes a dump on the A

I agree vol mania. I hope he drops a gigantic deuce right on the A in the middle of the field. As far as I am concerned, gigantic deuces will fit in well in Tuscaloosa.
 
#25
#25
Is this really true, it would be funny if the elephant walked out in front of the team dropped some dung and they all fell in it.
 

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