Bama fan trolls me about Vols scheduling.

[Vfl2407]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

 

[McDad]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

Did he ask if you wanted paper or plastic at checkout?

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

I got trolled too but it was much more concise.

 

[Jax_Vol]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

Jauan Jennings meets Nicky tomorrow...

 

[Vfl2407]

Did he ask if you wanted paper or plastic at checkout?

That’s a good one.

 

[DonDiego]

And you didn't drop your loaf of bread and pick it up real fast with an uppercut?...oops.

 

[Vfl2407]

Jauan Jennings meets Nicky tomorrow...

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If only.
I want another Gaulden moment.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

Then his trolling worked. He baited you into searching the internet for reassurance that he was actually trolling.

 

[Vfl2407]

And you didn't drop your loaf of bread and pick it up real fast with an uppercut?...oops.

I’m in my 60’s and he was 20 something.
But, you’re right, I should have at least thrown a cantaloupe. But, that’s my favorite Publix.

 

[GrizzlyVol]

I’m in my 60’s and he was 20 something.
But, you’re right, I should have at least thrown a cantaloupe. But, that’s my favorite Publix.

More than likely you could've named more players for Bama then he who claims to be a fan. I ran into a youngin the other day who didn't even know who their QB was but was a huge fan

 

[volmanbill]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

Unless you're posting from jail, you fail.

Haha. I kid. But still.

RTR, around the rim and down the bowl.

 

[Vfl2407]

Unless you're posting from jail, you fail.

Haha. I kid. But still.

RTR, around the rim and down the bowl.

If I was an opposing fan, I’d only need three words to troll a Vol fan.
“Georgia State, seriously?”

 

[DonDiego]

I’m in my 60’s and he was 20 something.
But, you’re right, I should have at least thrown a cantaloupe. But, that’s my favorite Publix.

So you do it and when he comes after you, you fall and yell, 'help, I've fallen and I can't get up!'. Lol. It's ok, you're a VFL--doesn't matter, you're superior.

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

This is my favorite one to pull out for Bama fans.

"Wait, did you hear about the ruckus at the Bama this week? No? I heard it on Finebaum. They are no longer serving ice at the stadium anymore. Crazy, I know right. Turns out they didn't have a choice. The student with the recipe graduated!"

It works everytime. Simple yet very effective when the timing is on spot.

 

[Vfl2407]

This is my favorite one to pull out for Bama fans.

"Wait, did you hear about the ruckus at the Bama this week? No? I heard it on Finebaum. They are no longer serving ice at the stadium anymore. Crazy, I know right. Turns out they didn't have a choice. The student with the recipe graduated!"

It works everytime. Simple yet very effective when the timing is on spot.

Good one.

 

[volfannbama]

@ptcarter you still going to the game? If so, where you gonna be at? Any bourbon preferences, could stop by with a couple ounces depending on weather. My lady has a condo close and ill be there most of pregame but ill get out to visit some family thats coming.

 

[Vfl2407]

@ptcarter you still going to the game? If so, where you gonna be at? Any bourbon preferences, could stop by with a couple ounces depending on weather. My lady has a condo close and ill be there most of pregame but ill get out to visit some family thats coming.

A little off topic, but I will allow it. Enjoy the game.

 

[Dudleys87]

Troll all they want....

Vols win Saturday night in Loosetoothula

 

[Chilmonty]

You know what to say to a Bammer wearing a suit and tie?

"Will the defendant please rise!!!"

.

 

[ptcarter]

@ptcarter you still going to the game? If so, where you gonna be at? Any bourbon preferences, could stop by with a couple ounces depending on weather. My lady has a condo close and ill be there most of pregame but ill get out to visit some family thats coming.

Thanks for the invite. I’ve been traveling a lot with work. Gonna sit this one out. Someday when I’m huntsville, text me. 256-457-9811. Will buy first round.

 

[volfannbama]

Thanks for the invite. I’ve been traveling a lot with work. Gonna sit this one out. Someday when I’m huntsville, text me. 256-457-9811. Will buy first round.

Good deal man, traveling will wear you out..im headed down tomorrow after work. Heres to a good time and we can get a drink soon. Picked up a bottle of Irons one the other day, good stuff.

 

[DonDiego]

Umm boys, ptcarter and volfannbama, we can all hear you. Did y'all think you hung up? Lol. ptcarter, we all got your cell number. Good luck with that. I'd like a beer.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

Did he ask if you wanted paper or plastic at checkout?

Paying off his student loans.

 

[FLVOL_79]

So I’m at Publix sporting a Vols cap and a Bammer fan comes up to me and says:
Hey did you hear the SEC is going to start playing some games on Friday nights.
I said no that would hurt high schools and never happen in the south.
He said he thought that too but the league just has too many competing games against each other in the same time slots on Saturdays. He said he had heard that Friday night on ESPN2 would get the last pick after all of the other SEC aligned networks made their Saturday picks.

*And here’s the trolling part - He then said - so I guess your team and Vandy, Arkansas, and the Mississippi schools will be playing on a lot of fridays.

Of course he was lying. There will be no SEC football games on Fridays. Ever.
But, just to make sure, I did google and check the SEC website.
Friggin Bammers. I will always have a special kind of hatred for them.

Thats the move of a 100% classless bandwagon fan.