Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[Hoosier_Vol]

[B]Costaki Economopoulos[/B]‏ @[B]FunnyCostaki[/B]

Now former #Browns coach Hue Jackson said his firing was “premature.” He won three games in 36 months. You can physically have more babies in that time span. How is that premature?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

[B]Costaki Economopoulos[/B]‏ @[B]FunnyCostaki[/B]

Now former #Browns coach Hue Jackson said his firing was “premature.” He won three games in 36 months. You can physically have more babies in that time span. How is that premature?

 

[Weezer]

How do you make a hormone?



Don't pay her.

 

[Smokey X]

2 fish swimming side by side when they abruptly stop due to hitting a wall. One looks at the other and says:


Dam

 

[Smokey X]

What is an astronaut's favorite location when on the computer....


The space bar.

 

[Matt2496]

A man at a funeral approaches the widow and says " May I just say a couple of words?" Sure she replies. "El mundo." The widow says "Thanks. That would have meant the world to him."

 

[joevol33]

Guess I better sleep

 

[joevol33]

Or try to

 

[joevol33]

Sleeping in tomorrow

 

[joevol33]

Sweet Dreams

 

[joevol33]

I'm out

 

[Weezer]

I'm out

Someone screwed up and posted in the wrong thread.

 

[joevol33]

Someone screwed up and posted in the wrong thread.

I blame the NyQuil!

 

[Weezer]

I blame the NyQuil!

Could be that Kentucky IQ.

 

[Souce]

6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9. But, why did 7 eat 9?

Because you need 3 square meals a day.

 

[hmanvolfan]

6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9. But, why did 7 eat 9?

Because you need 3 square meals a day.

Lulzapotamus!

 

[GVF]

Bear and a Rabbit were in the woods. Bear asked the Rabbit if he had any problem with Sh** sticking to its fur. Rabbit said "NO." So the Bear picked him up and wiped his A**.

 

[Behr]

Bear and a Rabbit were in the woods. Bear asked the Rabbit if he had any problem with Sh** sticking to its fur. Rabbit said "NO." So the Bear picked him up and wiped his A**.

Gtfo with good jokes, this here thread is for bad ones.

 

[Behr]

6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9. But, why did 7 eat 9?

Because you need 3 square meals a day.

 

[Weezer]

 

[Matt2496]

Is a fat psychic a four-chin teller?

 

[Weezer]

 

[Weezer]

 

[Weezer]

 

[GVF]

I would have thought the punch line to be "they both light up for kids."