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A Mexican magician said he'd disappear on the count of three.
"Uno... Dos... *poof*"
 
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
 
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There was 2 guys driving down a hill. The one driving looked at the passenger and said "oh crap, the brakes went out". The passenger looked at the driver and said "it's okay, there's a stop sign at the bottom of the hill".
 
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#14
A joke for the ladies:

Q: How is sex like snow?
A: You never know how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

ba-dum-psshh
 
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#25
Tin mans thread in the FF.

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