Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[GordonC]

What stays in a truck for months and smells like a rotten egg roll?

Mikey's undelivered mail

 

[Behr]

 

[WeeohdeeWood]

 

[volger]

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[Tin Man]

@volger They’ll arrest you for walking around in just your underwear, especially quickly if there are kids nearby.

 

[Behr]

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[volger]

@volger They’ll arrest you for walking around in just your underwear, especially quickly if there are kids nearby.

It was 3 in the morning. It was dark and I got lost.

 

[volger]

 

[hmanvolfan]

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A pair of a pair of pliers.

 

[GordonC]

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easy one...two pairs of pliers

If these molasses are good, which one is the best molass of the bunch?

 

[Behr]

I saw 2 moos...2 mees...I saw a moose, oh wait it was 2 of them.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I saw 2 moos...2 mees...I saw a moose, oh wait it was 2 of them.

I know the correct term but mooses makes me laugh a little.

 

[Behr]

I know the correct term but mooses makes me laugh a little.

Yeah, although shrimps is acceptable I think it sounds silly. It's skrimp mudder truckers. Skrimp.

 

[Behr]

You feeling better today?

 

[hmanvolfan]

You feeling better today?

Incrementally better, seems like getting back to normal after MRSA pneumonia with fungal infection isn’t an overnight thing but thanks for axing.

 

[Behr]

Incrementally better, seems like getting back to normal after MRSA pneumonia with fungal infection isn’t an overnight thing but thanks for axing.

I get it.

I haven't dealt with what you've had to deal with but I have learned that the older I get the longer it takes to recover from almost everything.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I get it.

I haven't dealt with what you've had to deal with but I have learned that the older I get the longer it takes to recover from almost everything.

Eggszactly