Bad Butch Jones Jokes

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TJ1985

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Well, this game is awful. I would usually be ticked off and screaming at the television. Unfortunately, apathy is beginning to set in. In the midst of my boredom, I've created a list of bad Butch Jones jokes. Feel free to add to this list or burn me at the stake.

Butch Jones should be a spokesperson for a vacuum company... He sucks!

Butch Jones likes the yellow starbursts

Butch Jones' mom is disappointed in him and doesn't think he's handsome

Butch Jones pees sitting down

Butch Jones knits blankets for Christmas gifts

Butch Jones drives a Toyota Tercel

Butch Jones vacations in Muncy, Indiana.

Butch Jones thinks the band is underappreciated

Butch Jones wrote the book, Football for Dummies.

Butch Jones owns one book, Football for Dummies.

Butch Jones can't read or write

Butch Jones flies kites every afternoon

Butch Jones thinks the word infallible means sucks
 
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You mean pink starbursts right? They're gross. Yellow is the best.
 
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Well you see

You can't have turnovers...that kills the momentum! They're a very, very good football team. This is not acceptable and not up to the standard of Tennessee football.

I'm the caretaker of this football team.

That's in the past and now we'll focus on being 1 and 0 this week.(Bye week)
 
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Well you see

You can't have turnovers...that kills the momentum! They're a very, very good football team. This is not acceptable and not up to the standard of Tennessee football.

I'm the caretaker of this football team.

That's in the past and now we'll focus on being 1 and 0 this week.(Bye week)
 
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Here's one! Dooley coaching! No talent! In steps jones! Recruiting takes jump! 2 9 win seasons! Fans bs more bs no gratitude! But I say and I mean it ! Butch thank you ! Your not the guy but you have paved the way for him
 
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Wildasamink16 said:
Here's one! Dooley coaching! No talent! In steps jones! Recruiting takes jump! 2 9 win seasons! Fans bs more bs no gratitude! But I say and I mean it ! Butch thank you ! Your not the guy but you have paved the way for him
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He's made it attractive. He's not the guy, but we have talent now.
 
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Butch Jones has a Blockbuster card.

Butch has been known to ask to speak to a manager.
 
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Hey im not a jones fan, but he aint the one teaching tackling and catching. He isnt the qb coach! He isnt the lines coach! Not the special teams coach...... Plenty of blame to go around!!!

This team sucks in every department!
 
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Butch Jones , Nick Saban, Kirby Smart , and Kevin Sumlin walk into a bar.

Kirby says "I got first round!"
Nick goes "nah Kirby, you've earned me some championships, I got you."
Kevin and Butch reply, "you got us too, Nick?"
Nick slowly gets up and laughs "pretty sure you owe me a drink Kevin after you scored on me that one time...
Kevin goes "haha! That's a funny joke coach... good call. I did get a couple of scores in" ..,
everybody on the bar laughs except for Butch.
Kirby asks "Butch, what's up? You don't want a drink? It's on us"
Butch goes "I can't even score at home sober, what makes you think I could score now?"
 
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TJ1985 said:
Well, this game is awful. I would usually be ticked off and screaming at the television. Unfortunately, apathy is beginning to set in. In the midst of my boredom, I've created a list of bad Butch Jones jokes. Feel free to add to this list or burn me at the stake.

Butch Jones should be a spokesperson for a vacuum company... He sucks!

Butch Jones likes the yellow starbursts

Butch Jones' mom is disappointed in him and doesn't think he's handsome

Butch Jones pees sitting down

Butch Jones knits blankets for Christmas gifts

Butch Jones drives a Toyota Tercel

Butch Jones vacations in Muncy, Indiana.

Butch Jones thinks the band is underappreciated

Butch Jones wrote the book, Football for Dummies.

Butch Jones owns one book, Football for Dummies.

Butch Jones can't read or write

Butch Jones flies kites every afternoon

Butch Jones thinks the word infallible means sucks
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In my will I have requested Butch Jones to be one of my pall bearers. Just so he can let me down one last time.
 
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TJ1985 said:
Well, this game is awful. I would usually be ticked off and screaming at the television. Unfortunately, apathy is beginning to set in. In the midst of my boredom, I've created a list of bad Butch Jones jokes. Feel free to add to this list or burn me at the stake.

Butch Jones should be a spokesperson for a vacuum company... He sucks!

Butch Jones likes the yellow starbursts

Butch Jones' mom is disappointed in him and doesn't think he's handsome

Butch Jones pees sitting down

Butch Jones knits blankets for Christmas gifts

Butch Jones drives a Toyota Tercel

Butch Jones vacations in Muncy, Indiana.

Butch Jones thinks the band is underappreciated

Butch Jones wrote the book, Football for Dummies.

Butch Jones owns one book, Football for Dummies.

Butch Jones can't read or write

Butch Jones flies kites every afternoon

Butch Jones thinks the word infallible means sucks
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Butch Jones likes the yellow starbursts:eek:lol: no one likes the yellow ones
 
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