Bad American...Good Read

[utvol0427]

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare.
I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin. ​

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I'm in touch with my feelings
and I like it that way!​

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer,
it makes you a smart American. ​

I think being a minority does not
make you noble or victimized,
and does not entitle you to anything. ​

I believe that if you are
selling me a Big Mac,
do it in English. ​

I believe everyone has a right
to pray to his or her God
when and where they want to.​

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth,
Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.​

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I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.​

I know wrestling is fake and
I don't waste my time watching
or arguing about it.​

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave,
I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks
and neither have you!
So, shut up already.​

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I believe if you don't like the
way things are here,
go back to where you came from
and change your own country!
This is AMERICA.​

I want to know which church is it exactly
where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches,
where he gets his money,
and why he is always part of the problem
and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?



I think the cops have every right
to shoot your sorry rear
if you're running from them.​

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I also think they have the right
to pull you over if you're breaking the law,
regardless of what color you are.



And, no, I don't mind having
my face shown on my drivers license.
I think it's good...and I'm proud
that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid
to know how a ballot works,
I don't want you deciding
who should be running
the most powerful nation
in the world for the next four years.




I dislike those people standing
in the intersections trying to sell me stuff
or trying to guilt me into
making "donations" to their cause.



I believe that it doesn't take a village
to raise a child, it takes two parents.


And what is going on
with gas prices...again?​

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I believe "illegal" is illegal
no matter what the lawyers think.​

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I believe the American flag
should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!​

If this makes me a BAD American,
then yes, I'm a BAD American.​

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[la.lovesorange]

Thank you!!!!

 

[herksrus]

Me to a tee!!!:good!:

 

[emainvol]

I believe the American flag
should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!​

tell that to the confederacy, errr... south carolina

 

[JAllen18MVP]

Have you ever heard Carlin's comedy? That sounds nothing at all like him. He didn't write it.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Seen that before and I agree with it 100% Between him and Charlie Daniel's they have some very good opinions.

 

[utvol0427]

Seen that before and I agree with it 100% Between him and Charlie Daniel's they have some very good opinions.

Charlie Daniels is awesome. I could listen to him all day.

 

[vader]

George Carlin did NOT write this

Urban Legends Reference Pages: The Bad American

 

[CSpindizzy]

Carlin did NOT write this. His own website says this is not his work. Chalk another one up to urban legends. People need to be a little more careful about vetting info off of the web or email before thinking it is true. Anyone can write something and attach someone else's name to it.

As someone else pointed out, this is not even close to Carlin's type of comedy or opinions.

 

[TheGimp]

If George Carlin wrote that, then I'm The Pope.

He would only write something like that for the irony.