Ask Thrasher anything....

#5
#5
This should be fun.

1. Thrasher. Why is the Thrasher your favorite bird?

A. The thrasher is the only bird that regularly kills and feeds on human prey. In some ancient central and South American cultures the thrasher was captured and fought against dragons and chimpanzees. No thrasher was ever harmed in the process.

The ancient Egyptians revered the thrasher as the God it is.

Thrashers actually created the Mayan calendar. When the Mayans prayed to the thrasher to reveal why it abruptly stopped in the year 2012, the thrasher replied by wiping their race off the face of the planet. He gave their gold to the spaniards because he fancied their women and had developed a taste for their brews.
 
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#14
#14
Already answered. Ostrich makes great jerky. Ostriches are perfectly suited to be UT fans, as they have adapted the ability to bury their heads in the sand.

Also, I don't think you can ride an emu.
 
#15
#15
Trasher, in your opinion, is the Christmas Tree Cake the best holiday dessert? If not, then which?
 
#17
#17
Already answered. Ostrich makes great jerky. Ostriches are perfectly suited to be UT fans, as they have adapted the ability to bury their heads in the sand.

Also, I don't think you can ride an emu.

Excellent answer.
 
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